Hahahahaha! Touché. And here I was telling myself, wow my new bird friends are such sensitive people lol!
I don’t know if “bird people” can be sensitive. I swear, we face rejection on a daily basis! We make a beautiful, delicious fresh chop- gets flung on the floor.
Spend $100 on new toys? They want the crinkle paper it was packed in.
They learn a new word, so you whip out the phone to record… silent the rest of the night.
Being cute? Stop immediately when camera comes into view.
And it never fails… wear holey, torn, gardening clothes? Bird remembers poo training. But if you’re dressed for an anniversary out or a party? Big sloppy poo from the bird as a kiss goodbye right before you walk out the door!