Hey burdiez..

[Goffinsmamma]

Heyo! Is Kiwi da g2! Mama and i are fighting rit now she leave me wif grama for a week!!! She seyz she have to leave but i say she lyin! When she get home i give de bitez and give grammy kizzes so she know not to do dat agin! She dont like when i bitez but she was a bad hooman. Bad hoomans get chomps and no treatz or kizzes. She know better.

 

[LSA]

AAK urAAK Hi Kiwi

Yur mama sounds mean. AAK urAAK Yuh need tuh gibert DA BITEZ. Milton iz rite! He tolt me SPARE DA BBBIIITTTEEESSS AN SPOIL DA HOOMAN. Yur smart tuh gib yur mama de bitez an gib grammy kizzuz. Mamas shoont be meen. AAK urAAK
Yuh eber bin onan vencher? AAK urAAK

Daytona Sundaze

 

[cassiesdad]

Hi Kiwi...

Bad hoomans get chomps and no treatz or kizzes. She know better.

...youse iz compleetly rwight bout dat...

Milton da Too

 

[LSA]

Ah fownd mama's fernch fryz an stolt sum! Itzuh seekrit. Ah mite gib sum to Daytona cawz sheez mah fren.

Miss Bird

 

[LSA]

AAK urAAK Mama jus cleent mah caj, agin. Ah lak it an try tuh help, but she tells me not tuh eet poopfood. AAK urAAK Sheez gonna cleen mah big fren's caj after she plays with her toy dat tawx tuer. AAK urAAK

Mali, duz yur mama hav toyz? AAK urAAK Ah have toyz. Doo yoo? AAK urAAK

Daytona Sundaze

 

[cassiesdad]

AAK urAAK Mama jus cleent mah caj, agin.

...hey Daytona...wen dad cleens mi caj ah lik to poop on da floor undur da caj...jus four fun...

Milton da Too

 

[LSA]

Hi Milton

AAK urAAK Mama duzent let me help lak ah wont, so awll jus doot next week. AAK urAAK Will she steel gib me treetz? AAK urAAK

Daytona Sundaze

 

[cassiesdad]

Daytona...

...youse mom shuld giv youse treets wenever youse wants dem...if she doesznt...you hav da rwight to tayke any treets youse want...dat iz da LAW...

Milton da Too

 

[Fergus Mom]

Dis is Fergus heah... My stoopid Mama had all dis hoomans what she call 'company' heah dis week. At fiwst, she invite all dem hoomans into our woom in her bedwoom for Fwytime in de mornins. Dey gawked and gaped like dey was stoopid I tell ya. Some nights, as if dat wasn't bad enough, she roll me and Fiona's cage into dat big woom where dey all were! She called it "socializashun" or something.... Stoopid hoomans. But me and Fi weally did have fun singin' with dem and showin' off!

 

[LSA]

Milton AAK urAAK

Yur smart an dats good! AAK urAAK Mama gib seedz onuh stik tuh JoJo an Tommy. She callt it millit. AAK urAAK Ah flu tuh ther caj tuh eet it. Mama tolt me tuh go eet duh appul in my caj but dis iz bedder. AAK urAAK Duz she lakum beddern me?AAK urAAK

Daytona Sundaze

 

[cassiesdad]

Daytona...ah tink youse mom luvs all of youse...a lot...dat duznt meen youse shuld cut her any slack wen she duznt give youse da treetz youse wantz of she maks youse go to bed erly...rwembur, da hoomanz iz smart dey will tri to git away wit anyting dey can....

Milton da Too

 

[LSA]

Hi Fergus AAK urAAK

Ah lak yur name! AAK urAAK
Ah wuddah poopt on doz hoomans. AAK urAAK
Diju eber have an vencher? AAK urAAK
Mama sez uze my "Insyd voys" but ah lak noyz! AAK urAAK Duz yur mama tell yoo dat? AAK urAAK

Daytona Sundaze

 

[cassiesdad]

Daytona...ah don lik da millit...da seedz iz too small for me...an dad don giv me any odder kind of seedz....ah wood radder hav ice cweem or cake...but dad don giv me dem edder...

Milton da Too

 

[Fergus Mom]

Hewwo Daytona! My Mama keeeps tewwin us dat we will hava an vencher if we jes go in de cage she got for us sumthin called twavel cage. We ain't dooin it! She jes put it togeter yesterday!

 

[cassiesdad]

Hi Fergus and Fiona...

dad iz putting togedder a smaller caj...he sayz itz a quaranteen cage...dat meens deres anodder bird cuming heer soon...itz a small caj so ah don tink itz four a 'too lik me....

Milton da Too

 

[Fergus Mom]

Hi Fergus and Fiona...

dad iz putting togedder a smaller caj...he sayz itz a quaranteen cage...dat meens deres anodder bird cuming heer soon...itz a small caj so ah don tink itz four a 'too lik me....

Milton da Too

Hey Miwton! Fiona here... Duz youah Daddy say bad words when he get his finguhs stuck in de bars when puttin together? Hee hee - My Mommy does! Do u think an Eagle is coming to youah house? PEEEP!!!

 

[LSA]

Mama haz a speshul room fer dat. AAK urAAK Kwarnteen must meen fer bad birdz. AAK urAAK Missy (Mama startud callun her DUCHESS BIRD.) wernt bad an sheez big. AAK urAAK

Fiona iz rite. Mabee a eagul is cumun tuh yur hows. Mabee dat lool caj iz fer yoo.
R yoo skeert? AAK urAAK

Fiona, yoo noz an vencher iz bad. Ah wont go un no more an vencherz! AAK urAAK

Daytona Sundaze

 

[LSA]

Sir Lancelot here tuh say ah poopt on mama lak Daytona tolt me an it wernt az fun az she sayed.

 

[Fergus Mom]

Sir Lancelot here tuh say ah poopt on mama lak Daytona tolt me an it wernt az fun az she sayed.

Fergus heah.... KEEP POOPIN' Lance!!! HaaahaapeepheepeeephaPEEP

 

[LSA]

Hey Fergus

Ah poopt on mama 3 timez yesterdee. My poops iz not big lak dotherz. Mabee datz why. Ahm gonna save poops up an make uh biggern.

Sir Lancelot the GCC