Hey burdiez..

[cassiesdad]

Hi Sir Lancelot...

Buddy Bird pooped on dad yesturday...twize...ah saw da poop on dad...but dad laffed an sayed it cums out in da wash...maybe ah can go to da washin cloths place tomorrow...ah lik dat place...it has gweat accosticks...squwaking relly echoes dere...

Milton da Too

 

[finchly]

Dis is Rio. Ma mama twies to teach me POOP so dat she can show me where to poop. I just ignow her. I know what POOP is and we gots ta POOP on da hoomans.

Today I fwung da dishes off da counter and my mama said a bad wowd. I might twy dat agin. It was funny. I said "hahahaha".

 

[LSA]

Hi Rio AAK urAAK

Dat sounz fun! AAK urAAK Iz it uh game? AAK urAAK

Mama callz it TWAINUN. Ah sez no twainun er an venchers fer me. AAK urAAK

Djoo no derz a playz wer dey ty yup? AAK urAAK Mali an Joe tolt me dey callt it Tie Land.

Hay Milton, yoo der? AAK urAAK Mamaz gotuh playz lik dat too! AAK urAAK Ah lak de garj fer screemun bedder sep sum liddle hoomans came der tuh see me. Ah screemt atum. AAK urAAK Do liddle hoomans look atchoo? AAK urAAK

Daytona Sundaze

 

[cassiesdad]

Hi Daytona...

dad took mi to nother blessing today...ah waz da only bird dere so ah squwaked a lot...den aftur dat ah got da ICE CWEAM....ah lik dat a lot...ah was sleepin...noe ah am heer....

Milton da Too

 

[LSA]

AAK urAAK Oh Milton, yuz uh lukkee bird! AAK urAAK Yuz git blessuns AN yuz git ice creem! Mama laks ice creem but sez ah cant have none. AAK urAAK Iz it good?

Daytona Sundaze

 

[Fergus Mom]

PEEEEEEEP.... Ice cweam??? Ya'll gonnaz makes me and Fi say BAD words unless somewon give us zum!

 

[LSA]

Hey Fergus AAK urAAK Ah wont sum! Letz git sum ice creem frum Milton. AAK urAAK

Daytona Sundaze

 

[Fergus Mom]

I beez skeered o dat big bird. PEEEEP... Uz thinks we can take im Daytona?

 

[LSA]

Hey Milton AAK urAAK

Doo yoo got cheez, too? AAK urAAK

Hey Fergus, AAK urAAK Duchess Bird is good at steelun an sez itz eezee. AAK urAAK Ah saw wer mama hydz duh hooman treetz. Doo yoo no wer duh hooman treetz iz in yur hows?AAK urAAK Weel tell yuh how tuh steelum. AAK urAAK

Daytona Sundaze

 

[Fergus Mom]

Dat time I twy ta steel dem hooman tweats I gots stucked behind dat stove, but Mama wescued me - I waitin' for woom sewvice now!

 

[LSA]

Fiona, yoo za gurl an ahmuh gurl. Milton izuh boy. AAK urAAK Mabee we can trikum. One uhvus looks purdy atum while dother steelz his ice creem. AAK urAAK Iz my furz time tu look purdy. Yoo? AAK urAAK Ah lernt how tuh steel treetz an not git stuck. AAK urAAK

Daytona Sundaze

 

[cassiesdad]

Hi Fergus and Daytona...

Letz git sum ice creem frum Milton

Uz thinks we can take im Daytona?

ah wil share mi ice cweem with any bird dat visits...aftur awl, us birds gotz to look owt four ourselfs...

Milton da Too

Doo yoo got cheez, too?

...datz harder to git cuz da hoomans don eet dat much of it...

 

[Fergus Mom]

Fergus:

Fiona:

In unison: C'mon pal, wez gotta learn hows to fwy better! Milton's gonna share!!! How longz it take to fwy from Texas to Pennsylvania??!!

 

[Fergus Mom]

Fiona, yoo za gurl an ahmuh gurl. Milton izuh boy. AAK urAAK Mabee we can trikum. One uhvus looks purdy atum while dother steelz his ice creem. AAK urAAK Iz my furz time tu look purdy. Yoo? AAK urAAK Ah lernt how tuh steel treetz an not git stuck. AAK urAAK

Daytona Sundaze

I kin twy wookin' purdy!

 

[LSA]

Hey Fergus an Fiona AAK urAAK

We dont hafta trikkum. AAK urAAK
Ahm not far frum yuh. Kin I bring mah frens an go, too? AAK urAAK Well, Duchess Bird iz olt an sez no, Sherman caint fly an Mister Glenn don't lak nobirdy, so derz JoJo, Tommy, Sir Lancelot an me. Ah neber bin no wer lak dat. AAK urAAK

Hey Milton, werz Pennsylvania? AAK urAAK

Daytona Sundaze

 

[cassiesdad]

Hi Daytona...

penncilvanenia is rwight heer...rwight next to a big pond or sumting....ah uszed to live in a place called rochester newyork...but aftur mi first person went up to da bridge da hoomanz ah liv wit now took me heer to pencilvanenia...ah do miss mi furst person...but mom an dad are nyce hoomanz an dey were eazy to twain...

Milton da Too

 

[LSA]

Ahl ask mama wer iz Pennsylvania. AAK urAAK She tolt dat udder hooman uh big lake wuz heer biggern de yard ponds. Yoo no... de ponz de wile birdz lak... der behine de winduh. AAK urAAK Ah livt in Louzana but itz bedder heer. Dat furz hooman dint gib us appuls an pawpiyah an she neber let me screem an helpur. Mama heer duz. AAK urAAK

Sir Lancelot gib mama de bitez an it workt. AAK urAAK He sez poopun onur don't work. Ahm gonna do bofum. AAK urAAK

Daytona Sundaze

 

[Coldbreeze]

Oh hai! Zazu here.. owner finally came home.. I knew the moment cause door so squeak. Anywho... I is a conure.. I very color! *hop hop*

I tend to uh.. be a good bird..not very loud though today.. I felt like chirping as owner made breakfast (maybe lunch?) For HERSELF. So I chirped loud. Hoping she would know that I get food, too. So she gave me my yummy smelling greens i had some. They were..m good. But owner food smelled more yummy so I walked all over it to see the texture of it then stole some. So far.. a good day.

 

[cassiesdad]

Hi Zazu...yes youse iz a conure...youse is a pretty pretty burd...youse don look lik Buddy tho...hez a conure too...he grumblez a lot...do youse grumble too...he also haz wed fethers on hiz legs...ah tink hez a nanday conure...

Milton da Too

 

[cassiesdad]

Hey Daytona and Fergus...

( @LSA and @Fergus Mom )

Hey guyz ah goin to let youse in on sumting datz a secret...ah kno sumting datz just as gud as ice cweam or cheese...da hoomans call it wipped creem!

...it cums in a can dat goez whoosh woosh...and a plastic thingy dat lookz like a food bowl...ah know were da hoomanz keep da stuff...in da frigerater...wen youse cum over we will raid da frigerator an eet all da wipped creem...we will have a arty1:

Milton da Too