Hey everbirdies....diz happy. I not complains about dat dat mama human persons vewy oftens but I iz outrahgededs and haz to tell everbirdy what dat mean ole womans did to"s me today.
So I iz girl birdy and sometimes i haz a problems wiff da mama person taking away my grates to cleans it or putting her stupid hands in my housey or well sometimes i dont even like her to touch my housey at all. I mean..its my housey. So here she comes tonight being all nosey and messing with my covers and fussing at me about da holes i chewed in its. Well dey is my covers. I can chews em if i wants to. So then she decided to gets my water bottles and jingle ball and cleans dem....when she reached in to gets them....i bitz...and i bitz hard dis time. Normally i just huffs n puffs and nips her but she just didnt deserves me being nice so i broke her skin on her pinky fingers. She didnt get my ball or bottle cause i was gonna bites again. ...so she leaves and closed my door. Yay...sucess. Well next thing i know here she is agains...wants me to step ups on da stick ....oh no i didnt either...i knows that trick. So i bites again. So you know what dat mean woman did. She gots a big mixing bowl dat she uses for da brownies...and puts it over me! I was on my grates under dat stoooopid bowl and i couldnt bites da mama. So i moveded the bowl all overs and growlded at her and said the naughty word dat rymes with spit . do you know what she did then.....she laughed at me! LAUGHED. sigh.....I IS NOT HAPPY
I mean my names iz happy. But i is mad! Can you believe dat?
So I iz girl birdy and sometimes i haz a problems wiff da mama person taking away my grates to cleans it or putting her stupid hands in my housey or well sometimes i dont even like her to touch my housey at all. I mean..its my housey. So here she comes tonight being all nosey and messing with my covers and fussing at me about da holes i chewed in its. Well dey is my covers. I can chews em if i wants to. So then she decided to gets my water bottles and jingle ball and cleans dem....when she reached in to gets them....i bitz...and i bitz hard dis time. Normally i just huffs n puffs and nips her but she just didnt deserves me being nice so i broke her skin on her pinky fingers. She didnt get my ball or bottle cause i was gonna bites again. ...so she leaves and closed my door. Yay...sucess. Well next thing i know here she is agains...wants me to step ups on da stick ....oh no i didnt either...i knows that trick. So i bites again. So you know what dat mean woman did. She gots a big mixing bowl dat she uses for da brownies...and puts it over me! I was on my grates under dat stoooopid bowl and i couldnt bites da mama. So i moveded the bowl all overs and growlded at her and said the naughty word dat rymes with spit . do you know what she did then.....she laughed at me! LAUGHED. sigh.....I IS NOT HAPPY
I mean my names iz happy. But i is mad! Can you believe dat?