Ahh I hate it when there's ONE bite out of every apple! But at my house it's a bite the size of the two year old child's mouth. And then they're hidden under the couch.1. Watch your step, she aimed poop again
2. LET GO OF MY LIP
3. Who put bites in all the apples? (Hubby HATES this, it’s always Captain Jack)
You haven’t lived until you’ve stepped on a still juicy, peeled naked grape that’s been tossed out by a persnickety bird...with your bare feet. I’m pretty sure I’ll never forget that squelch sound."What did I just step on?"
Rhetorical; I've stepped on everything enough times to know exactly what I stepped on, without looking.
Oho! This is just too good. I remember my son saying at airport domestic transfer "mom, will we be transformed into a domestic animal? "“Mom? Are these nuts on the counter bird nuts or people nuts?”
“Bird nuts, honey.”
“Mom? What happens if people eat bird nuts? Do they grow feathers?”
In his defense, we were talking about the birds needing the healthy fats in nuts to grow nice feathers the other day.