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The things we say....

AussieBird

Rollerblading along the road
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I don't say that many interesting things to my birds...
i have often complimented W&E on their soup making skill :hilarious:
 

Teckechick

Ask me for a photo of my bird, I have to post one!
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Yah, I'm not shaking your hand either now... Why would you catch poop? Just... Why? :cautious:
:roflmao: It was my hand or the hand made blanket I was using. The hand is much quicker to wash.
 

Sunni Tiel

Rollerblading along the road
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"Quit pooping in the chandelier!"
"Nooo, not my favorite pillowcase..."
 

faislaq

I have a macaw and don't post enough photos
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Sunni Tiel

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1. Watch your step, she aimed poop again

2. LET GO OF MY LIP

3. Who put bites in all the apples? (Hubby HATES this, it’s always Captain Jack)
Ahh I hate it when there's ONE bite out of every apple! But at my house it's a bite the size of the two year old child's mouth. And then they're hidden under the couch. o_O
 

Mizzely

Lil Monsters Bird Toys
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Ahh I hate it when there's ONE bite out of every apple! But at my house it's a bite the size of the two year old child's mouth. And then they're hidden under the couch. o_O
Omg this is my life right now. Why bite every apple?? :tmsmakesme:
 

Sparkles!

Sprinting down the street
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"What did I just step on?"

Rhetorical; I've stepped on everything enough times to know exactly what I stepped on, without looking.
You haven’t lived until you’ve stepped on a still juicy, peeled naked grape that’s been tossed out by a persnickety bird...with your bare feet. I’m pretty sure I’ll never forget that squelch sound.
 

SumitaSinh

Sprinting down the street
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“Mom? Are these nuts on the counter bird nuts or people nuts?”
“Bird nuts, honey.”

(eerie silence)

“Mom? What happens if people eat bird nuts? Do they grow feathers?”

In his defense, we were talking about the birds needing the healthy fats in nuts to grow nice feathers the other day.
Oho! This is just too good. I remember my son saying at airport domestic transfer "mom, will we be transformed into a domestic animal? ":rofl:
 
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