The things we say....

[flyzipper]

Why would you catch poop? Just... Why?

My thought process...

 

[sootling]

"Sir, exuse me sir, why are you eating my scalp?"

 

[Sodapop&Co.]

My thought process...
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that's amazing

 

[sootling]

that's amazing

Yasssssss

 

[Mizzely]

"Move your tail feathers!" I say that a lot
and "Stop barfing on my floor."

 

[SeñorBirb]

Just imagine your neighbors hearing "NO, don't step in your poo ever again! Disgusting."

 

[AussieBird]

I don't say that many interesting things to my birds...
i have often complimented W&E on their soup making skill

 

[Sparkles!]

Who pooped in the kitchen sink!?

Quit shoving your maraca in my bra, you keep it!

 

[Teckechick]

Yah, I'm not shaking your hand either now... Why would you catch poop? Just... Why?

It was my hand or the hand made blanket I was using. The hand is much quicker to wash.

 

[Teckechick]

My thought process...
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This is pretty dead on if you replace carpet with blanket.

 

[Sunni Tiel]

"Quit pooping in the chandelier!"
"Nooo, not my favorite pillowcase..."

 

[Sparkles99]

"Stop threatening the neighbours." or "No yelly yelling." when Pistachio & Marzipan yell at people in the hallway - they think they own it.

 

[faislaq]

My thought process...
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Bravo good sir! Brilliant! Spot on!



It's like you're in my head.

 

[finchly]

1. Watch your step, she aimed poop again

2. LET GO OF MY LIP

3. Who put bites in all the apples? (Hubby HATES this, it’s always Captain Jack)

 

[Sunni Tiel]

1. Watch your step, she aimed poop again

2. LET GO OF MY LIP

3. Who put bites in all the apples? (Hubby HATES this, it’s always Captain Jack)

Ahh I hate it when there's ONE bite out of every apple! But at my house it's a bite the size of the two year old child's mouth. And then they're hidden under the couch.

 

[flyzipper]

"What did I just step on?"

Rhetorical; I've stepped on everything enough times to know exactly what I stepped on, without looking.

 

[Mizzely]

Ahh I hate it when there's ONE bite out of every apple! But at my house it's a bite the size of the two year old child's mouth. And then they're hidden under the couch.

Omg this is my life right now. Why bite every apple??

 

[Sparkles!]

"What did I just step on?"

Rhetorical; I've stepped on everything enough times to know exactly what I stepped on, without looking.

You haven’t lived until you’ve stepped on a still juicy, peeled naked grape that’s been tossed out by a persnickety bird...with your bare feet. I’m pretty sure I’ll never forget that squelch sound.

 

[Shezbug]

Omg this is my life right now. Why bite every apple??

It’s honestly more annoying when it’s the cherries, strawberries or grapes lmao

 

[SumitaSinh]

“Mom? Are these nuts on the counter bird nuts or people nuts?”
“Bird nuts, honey.”

(eerie silence)

“Mom? What happens if people eat bird nuts? Do they grow feathers?”

In his defense, we were talking about the birds needing the healthy fats in nuts to grow nice feathers the other day.

Oho! This is just too good. I remember my son saying at airport domestic transfer "mom, will we be transformed into a domestic animal? "