A slight miscalculation

[saroj12]

@flyzipper if I do another all nighter I’ll be in a daze tomorrow. But your cryptic puzzle means coffee

 

[flyzipper]

 

[saroj12]

Nothing that big and heavy Unless it’s Jack’s cat food weekly shipments

He said not from Amazon. The ups guy would have been looking for an Amazon box, no?

 

[saroj12]

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Is this a rule you made up or is it documented? F for foot? Do I get another sad face

 

[saroj12]

I checked with the resident physicist and he’s like what do the variables stand for .

 

[Kassiani]

Perhaps something about value derived and rate of return?

And now I feel just a smidge less bad about ordering that 5 lb bag of sunflower seed

 

[Macawnutz]

Oiled hemp rope? That would kind of defeat the whole purpose of it being hemp rope....???
Did you order manila and the listing on amazon said hemp? They are actually NOT the same product but I did notice many amazon sellers list them as the same.

 

[saroj12]

Oiled hemp rope? That would kind of defeat the whole purpose of it being hemp rope....???
Did you order manila and the listing on amazon said hemp? They are actually NOT the same product but I did notice many amazon sellers list them as the same.

I wanted Manila and it looked like it but said hemp.

 

[Sparkles!]

I checked with my resident engineer and he grumbled through sleep “F is Force. V is Volume. Nothing to do with pretty flying birds. Go to bed.” Hahahaa

 

[saroj12]

I checked with my resident engineer and he grumbled through sleep “F is Force. V is Volume. Nothing to do with pretty flying birds. Go to bed.” Hahahaa

Love it!!

 

[Sparkles!]

He said not from Amazon. The ups guy would have been looking for an Amazon box, no?

You know, I’ve accidentally mailed a USPS box through UPS before and they didn’t bat an eye… let’s hope they didn’t just select a random box from the porch and grab that to return!

 

[saroj12]

You know, I’ve accidentally mailed a USPS box through UPS before and they didn’t bat an eye… let’s hope they didn’t just select a random box from the porch and grab that to return!

I knew I should have put a sign on the box! I always do but I was sooo sleepy!

 

[flyzipper]

The femoral vein diameter is greater than the respiration rate?? Are you in healthcare as well? But what does that have to do with that cutie patootie’s butt hanging on a gigantic rope?

Not in healthcare, but I care about my health, if that counts as a partial match.

Speaking of partial matches...

Rr rope radius?

f foot

I'll be back after coffee to read more Amazon venting and to see if anyone goes the distance with the remaining variables.

 

[saroj12]

V vertical d distance?

 

[Sparkles!]

@saroj12
We’re highly educated, intelligent people! Surely we can figure this out!
(…ignore the fact that I just bought some seed mix for the cockatiel that contains *dog food* in it. Who even does that!? Looking at you, Kaylor of Colorado)

 

[Sparkles!]

 

[Sparkles!]

Foot Volume Diameter is greater than rope radius.

 

[saroj12]

Foot Volume Diameter is greater than rope radius.

Que?

 

[Birdie Mama]

You guys are all too much for poor morning brain!!! Even on two cups of coffeee…

 

[saroj12]

You guys are all too much for poor morning brain!!! Even on two cups of coffeee…

Me too