Rules I Can't Enforce

[WendyN]

No poopy doopey when you are on top of the cage and mom’s head is in your cage while she is cleaning it.

No wolf whistling at the gardeners.

 

[Alien J]

No silently slipping down to the floor while I'm at the sink for ONE SECOND so that I step on you when I turn around!

 

[faislaq]

No pooping on the dog!

 

[Tiel Feathers]

No poopy doopey when you are on top of the cage and mom’s head is in your cage while she is cleaning it.

No wolf whistling at the gardeners.

No pooping on the dog!

 

[TikiMyn]

Love this thread! And o how relatable! Flying down when I am sweeping is a big one here, every day when I clean up their mess just When I am finished they decide to jump in the middel of iT

DON’T bite if you want something, are jealous or just for fun, right Fëanor this one is for you!

When I am cleaning up all the beads and foot toys and put them in a basket, don’t throw them out again! Ah but well, this has been going on for so long that I am used to it by now

You can eat everything I eat! Except.. when iT is not healthy. Whenever they hear something cracking, they are right there. I have never fed them any junk food but they are determined to eat it

 

[Shinobi]

Henry think there are too many rules being posted.

 

[finchly]

No pooping on little canary boy’s head!

Hey — you either, Rio! Why does everyone poop on him?

I read this thread to hubby and he laughed his head off.

 

[cassiesdad]

Henry think there are too many rules being posted.

Milton agrees with you, Henry!

Here's one of Milty's rules..."Spare DA BBBIIITTTEEESSS and spoil the human...

 

[Ppoi]

Ellie's rules:
No going around looking for and eating any crumbs that the kids or parents drop from their snack.

No begging for someone's food.

No trying to steal someone food.

Budgies: No hanging out on the mirrors on the wall.

BB: No flying to the top of kitchen cabinets. At least you chirp everytime you land on any of the cabinets, so I can shoo you off.

 

[Familyof12]

No riding the dogs (you are not a cowgirl but a lovebird) = Delphine
No biting Charlies toes = Delphine
No dive bombing me and attacking me = Delphine

Don't stop being so cute and hornery because I love you for it.

Don't poop on my face or head then do that laugh you copied from me = Charlie

Carmen and Diablo = no having babies pretty please?

Sola and Remi = figure it out love each other or hate each other but I see them doing feeding each other while trying to peck at the same time. Someone needs lessons on romance. Be more romantic Remi!!! Stop biting Sola!

Three ladies Cappuccino, Mocha, and Espresso=stop laying eggs for winter so you can rest and lay more in the summer!

 

[tka]

No trying to grab the wooden spoon as I'm trying to stir (but why else would spoons be made out of such chewable wood?).

No sitting on my wrist playing with the water as I'm trying to wash up (but it's coming out of the tap and it's so interesting!).

 

[Birdlover42]

I'm new to the forum and love reading these posts! My bird hasn't been with me very long so he stays in his cage most of the time but he is a 'night owl' so no waking me up at 2am doing whatever you're doing in your cage. Definitely no loud chirping while I'm on important calls. Also no flying on the stove and kitchen table and flying into the food we are going to eat lol also when the stove is on/hot he is not allowed in the kitchen.

 

[finchly]

flying into the food we are going to eat .

Oh yeah.
No eating off my plate when you have one of your own.

No beaks in my coffee!!!!!!

 

[DQTimnehs]

No feet in my spaghetti, Itsy!

 

[Familyof12]

No feet in my spaghetti, Itsy!

But it adds flavor from all the other things I've been eating with my feets!!!! LOL.

 

[DQTimnehs]

But it adds flavor from all the other things I've been eating with my feets!!!! LOL.

That was a skid landing right into my food though, not just touching it!

 

[TikiMyn]

Whaha all these posts
I have another one, Drink out of your Own glass! Fea is desperate to drink my coke or fruit juich or whatever, I keep a second glass of water handy but he still tries to drink out of mine! Also, I offer them the opportunity to bath almost always at lest twice a day, but Fëanor insists on dip bathing in my glass of water

 

[faislaq]

Whaha all these posts
I have another one, Drink out of your Own glass! Fea is desperate to drink my coke or fruit juich or whatever, I keep a second glass of water handy but he still tries to drink out of mine! Also, I offer them the opportunity to bath almost always at lest twice a day, but Fëanor insists on dip bathing in my glass of water

Oooh, lovebird tea. Sounds amazing.

 

[Ppoi]

It is nice to know that other's are having problems enforcing rules too, haha. I can relate to almost every post in here.

 

[TikiMyn]

Whaha yeah I would like to have them actually ‘obey’ these rules, but in truth they do what they want