Wife has been talking to Milton...again...

[cassiesdad]

Being charitable here, I say Kathy was talking rather than singing to Milton..she tries hard, anyway.

How do I know? This happened a couple days ago...

Me: (putting coat on) I have to go now, Bird...I'll be back...

Milton: "YOU GO NOW? I WANNA WET NOW"...

Me: Later you can get wet...bye, Bird...

Milton: "BYE BIRD...GO NOW"...

When I got back...

Milton: "YOU BACK...FROSTY SNOWMANV0NEROTATE"....SNOWMAN WET"

Me: Hi Bird...there's not enough snow to make a snowman out there...(there wasn't)

Milton: "WANT A WET SNOWMAN NOW!"

I'll take you in for a quick shower now...

Milton: "BOUT TIME"...

Later, in the shower...

Milton: "THERE'S A BLUE SOAP WET SNOWMAN"...







@zoo mom ....sorry I took so long to post this Elaine...I promised to do it Saturday, but got delayed...enjoy...

 

[Hjarta5]

Happy holidays, Milton! I hope you have a wonderful blue soap wet snowman with Bob, Kathy, and your flock

 

[Tiel Feathers]

Soon you might be hearing Milton style Christmas carols all year long!

 

[camelotshadow]

Oh Milton!!!! You Amazing...

 

[T. gillii]

oh Milton...

have you ever thought of recording his voice? without visual, since he won’t put up with that!

 

[cassiesdad]

oh Milton...

have you ever thought of recording his voice? without visual, since he won’t put up with that!

...that's a thought...he'd probably look at me funny and clam up...or all you'd hear is "PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY BIRD"...over and over...then a cockatoo laugh...

 

[camelotshadow]

Oh you can do it...put it on close but not too close or in your pocket...then get into a wet conversation with him & he'll do his thing...

 

[Smbrds]

Too funny. Merry Christmas Milton and Bob, may Milton have blue wet snowman.

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[zoo mom]

Oh Milton, you are a funny, silly, WET BLUE SNOWMAN, PRETTY PRETTY BIRD.

 

[Birdbabe]

I so needed this! Milton, you are a card!..

 

[Monaco]

I really think Milton should enter the fa la la la contest!

 

[Fergus Mom]

Ha haaa - Deck the halls with Blue Wet Snowmen....
yep, he's headed for the fa la la la contest all right!

Love our Milton!

 

[Khizz]

I'd buy Milton's Christmas album!

My husband isn't an AA member but I always copy and paste Milton's lil antics for him! He says "awww he just wants wet now"

 

[Laurul Feather Cat]

Elvis had a "blue, blue Christmas", and I guess Milton and Elaine do as well!

Happy Holidays, everyone. And cheer up; the Light is on the rise as Winter Solstice was the 21st and we gain about fifty seconds of light every day...

 

[cassiesdad]

the Light is on the rise as Winter Solstice was the 21st and we gain about fifty seconds of light every day...

...that IS a happy thought, for sure...

 

[Laurul Feather Cat]

Keeps gaining almost a minute a day until June 21, longest day of the year, when we start losing light again... Till December 21, etc. The glories and the wonder of the universe and the little cog in it called Earth.

 

[sunnysmom]

LOL. He's too funny. Merry Christmas to you, Kathy and your flock! (And the pigs.)

 

[rocky'smom]

MERRY CHRISTMAS
MILTON!!!!!!!

from little cousin Bebe

 

[cassiesdad]

MERRY CHRISTMAS
MILTON!!!!!!!

from little cousin Bebe

....wright bak at youse, Bebe....

Milton da Too

 

[Nancy B]

Awww hope your flock had a very merry Christmas, Bob, Kathy and Milton (teils, budgies and piggies too)!!
Love from all of us in Massachusetts!