Wat dwives ur hooman cwazy?

[roxynoodle]

Merlin: My Audwee say, "Merlin, huny, no mess with da birdie light", but I make raspberry back too her and she laff, so I no she no mean it.

Rowdy: Audwee say she no wan me shootin poop out of da cage or twogh apri-cot at her face, but she laff when I cover furry cat thing wif pellits.

Pete: She say no bark, you bird-dog, she gettin dinner fast as she kin.

 

[Laurul Feather Cat]

You shoulda seen Mom hav a fit when I flied out of the birdroom into the catroom yesterday when she open da door to leave us! Momma had hysterics while I teased dem ole kats by flyin over deys heads! She hurried and throwed all dose kats out da catroom and then caught me in da net cause I wouldn't come down and step up. Boy was she upset! -- Trixie Meyers -- I likes teasin kats thru da fence she has on da walls between the catroom and birdroom. Gee, Mom was mad at me cause I flied out!

 

[Mrcrowley]

Hewwo I am Nippie aind I wate fer did to com hom and fli to his sholdr an tk poop HEEHEH he do nt knew i do it efhier thn i chewed on his shurt witch he htes HEHEHE. Watch ths
Bite Bite HEHEHE Jim"Nip cut it out before I beat you up"
HEHE See's wht I meen

 

[macawpower58]

I'ze a big fello...and momz hates it whenz I'ze floofing up my head and telling herz to backoffz! Shez a good momz, she dos it!

 

[Birdiemarie]

wenever my mommy's big boyman huuman son comes homes he liks to wissil lots. i donts like dat cause only birdies should wissil so i aways yells backs at him but he only laffs at me wens I do dat.

Missss Ruuuuubbbby

 

[Barefoot Parrot]

My hooman dont like wen I bites his earfones and not lets go. He alzo dont like it wen I bites his ear ing and not lets go. Also trowin foods on the floor and poopin on the couch and screaming in his ear and bitin his fingerz and goin on da floor and eatin bits of shmutz I find, even tho derr so yummy. He's so meen, cause all dat stuf and also he put ma harnes on me and my fedders gets all muffed up and then I chew on ma harnes (I'm tryin to chew troo it, I haven't gotten dat far yet), THEN, he takes me outside that door thing and they're lots of scary noises, all his chickens goin cockadoodle do make me scard and the turkeys making funny noises make me scard too. He so meeeeeen, cept wen he gives me treeeets...

Montymontymonty Monnnnnnnn TEE

 

[VictoriaVague]

My Mummy no like it wen I twy to pull her moles off. Stuuupid hoooman. Why she want all dem imperfections?

 

[Paarthurnaax]

Daddy goes cwa-zee wen I cwimb on his hed. He make woud noise wen I bite his fingers! An' he no wike wen I yell in his ear!

~Nirmala

 

[Mare]

Chompin' on the wood window sills, bwakes my mamma's heart!

 

[Jazzysmama]

Mummy hates it cause I have pwaces to hide where she can't weach me wen I needs to go back into my cage.

Wuv,
Breeze

 

[Mizzely]

Mwhaha! I, Jingo, have mastered the subtle art of driving humans crazy. My secret is to land on things until someone tells me "no!" That shows me what I should land on as much as possible!

I also find what my humans like a lot, like phones, computers, video game controllers, even shoes! And chew them into as small of pieces as possible!

They act like they are upset with me, but how can they stay mad at this face?

Besides, I didn't learn to say things like "I'm so cute!" just for fun! I say a few choice phrases and they melt everytime.

Well, I just spotted a new TV remote that I haven't put my beak on yet. See you later, feathered friends!

 

[KatherinesBirds]

MY mommy can't be dwiven cwazee because she is alweady there!

 

[Laurul Feather Cat]

Does that mean you are going to drive your mommy sane? -- Sunshine Senegal -- It doesn't work. I been trying dat for ten years.

 

[Mrcrowley]

Hi mi nm is Pippie i gt so excted to see dadi I fly over to him and nible n hs eir he says"Ah Pippie you are so cute I love you" thn i bop peck his sholder whch mkes hm laugh. I luv my dadi he maks mi saf(Pz plse tll mi brthr to stp bitg mi fet an beg meen to mi)

Luvs Pip

 

[Peacelovepets]

My momma don lik it wens I choo on hur tows that r atatached to hur wingz. Do she not no that wingz don has tows?

Isaac

 

[Peacelovepets]

MY mommy can't be dwiven cwazee because she is alweady there!

I hear uz!

~Eilley

That is wut I wuz gona say Ilee.

Isaac

U speled my name rong! It's E-I-L-L-E-Y!

~Eilley

 

[KatherinesBirds]

Had no idea you guys had so much fun with what I said!

 

[Birdiemarie]

Ut-oh...who let da hoomin in here? dat's not allowd! ize gonna tell my mommy to chase you outs of here!! birdies reed da rules bedder den da hoomins do!

~ Missss Ruuuuubyyyy

 

[JAM]

Red - nothing delights me more than just randomly yelling - especially when the humans have their favourite TV show on, after all, I should be their favourite not that big shiny thing!
Mstar - whistling the text message tune, so funny seeing the male human look at his phone then look across at me and sigh.
Blue - nipping the human right at the end of the "I'm so excited to see you" motion I do, gets them EVERY time! Oh and bathing right at the worst time, especially right before bed time, drives the female human bananas.
Millow - nibbling toes and ears, love their expressions because they don't want to scold me 'cos I am the baby.
Da Fluffsta - it drives the humans nuts when I just randomly fly to different points in the room, although I prefer driving Red nuts with it.....(Red: GRRRRRRRRR)