Wat dwives ur hooman cwazy?

[WeasleyLover]

Wat dwives ur hooman cwazy?
Mye mommy hatees it wen i go poop on hwer car-pet. Shwe saidd dat it iss hard two geet out. Shwe waas yelling at mee todaw becuz shwe huurt her fingo wile scwubbing it ouut of her car-pet.

~Peatree

 

[Macawnutz]

Twell yur ma two usse bakein sooda an vinger/wader mx. Ma no yell at me no moore.

~Korbel

Vinegar Tips - Cleaning with Vinegar

 

[Birdiemarie]

my mommy dont likes it wen i shake my head wen i eat and food goes flyin alllllll over da place (i likes it)

~Ruuuuby

 

[Lovebird Lady]

PEATREE NEED SOME POTTY TRAINING

 

[Macawnutz]

PEATREE NEED SOME POTTY TRAINING

Cwazy umans n ere.......

 

[cassiesdad]

I lik to sneek behyd daddee and put hols in the kurtans... den he tellz me to stop,so ah tellz him eye a pretty pretty bird wich ah am...


Milton da Too

 

[Laurul Feather Cat]

I like puting holes in Mom's shirts; especially at the shoulder seams where it bunches up real nice. She is always tellin me to stop. But she has a short attention span and I just go back to it after a pause. - Trixie Meyers.

Youse didn't tell them she yells at youse for attacking and chasin the poor cockatiels - Sunshine Senegal

Shut your beak or I'll shut it for you! - Trixie.

You and what army? - Sunny

Trix! Sunny! Stop fighting or it is back to the cage for you two! - Mom

See, now you did it!- Trix

Shut up - Sunny

 

[WeasleyLover]

PEATREE NEED SOME POTTY TRAINING

Dere's a hooman here! ur bweaking the rules! I doo not neeeed to bee poty twained.

 

[Lovebird Lady]

Dere's a hooman here! ur bweaking the rules! I doo not neeeed to bee poty twained.

I BEG TO DIFFER, LITTLE GUY Although you sound mighty cute... poopy bum or not

 

[WeasleyLover]

I BEG TO DIFFER, LITTLE GUY

I AM A LADY! Ruuuuuby, tell da hooman to go a way!

 

[65sunnyday]

Mine mommy doan like it wen I pushes mine pellets outta da bohl unto da bottum o'da prison floah. I doan unnerstan, becawz I eatem latur if dey didden land in da poopez

 

[Lovebird Lady]

I AM A LADY! Ruuuuuby, tell da hooman to go a way!

My sincerest APOLOGIES, LADY You are still CUTE, poopy bum or not

 

[Macawnutz]

Mine maa not yike me ta scruffy up mine tayal fedders. No udder stann Y I needem, in da way a playayin.

 

[Birdbabe]

My mommie goes craxy when I scweam for my dinna, she sais she cant cut it up any faster if I scweam at her. Then afta dinna I barfs all over her stuff. Its bweeding seazon you know. Merlin.

 

[Peacelovepets]

It Dwives Mommie nuts wen I lands awn her hed! And Iz likes to do thats all da time!
~Eilley the Quaker

 

[Cinnyluver]

Trieeng to eets da litl birdz maiks mommee mads.
Juni

 

[Dana Lee]

The hoomans get mads when I throw my food cross the room, one time dis old person named "grandma" came to visit, I chucked lots of pellets at her. The hoomans also say we gives them a headache when me an the little bird Sydney talk. She is up the stairs and I am down the stairs and all afternoon we yell back and forth- Ziggy

 

[Riehs mom]

Me humom hats wen iz scream evey timez she turs on daw wata in any sinck. I wikes to sceam eash time. She alzo Getz upsets wens I eats at the embems on hers chirt. Butz it's jus so eesy two shew it off.

 

[Laurul Feather Cat]

Mom brought home more of those stupid cockatiels. They was almost all gone and now she has five more. -- Trixie Meyers

I tol you she was gonna get more cockatiels. Mom loves cockatiels. -- Sunny Senegal -- Stop chasing them and Mom will not lock you up in the cage so often.

I'll chase them if I want to. -- Trixie.

Mom won't like it. -- Sunny -- You better stop chasing dem.

I'll chase them whenever I want to. -- Trixie

You is a mean bird. -- Sunny

Who you callin mean? -- Trix

Sunny, Trixie, stop fighting or it is in the cage with you two. -- Mom

Now you done it. Mom's angry. -- Sunny

Shut up. -- Trixie

 

[Feather]

My pursin dossent like it wen I poke my beek in da water botel and let all da water run out into da tray unner my house. I tink it is funny. ~Rowan

When momma taiks us all to da big outsid cage place, I dunt lik to go back insid so I fly all over da place so she cant catch me an maik me go back insid. I am alwais the last one to haf to go in because I is so good at not bein good. Da lovebird called Finbar is stoopid becuz he flies strate into his cary cage when momma tel him to. I telled him he was stoopid for being good but he just chaisd me away. ~Swan

My humin goes CRAZY when I take apart her computur. I theenk it is funny to watch her try to find all tha pieces and putt it all together again. ~Zyda

She dos not seem to liek it wen I pul out Katara's fedders. I dunno why. ~Skylin

Have yoo ever seen what hapens to a humin wen yoo dig yer beek realy deep into ther neck and not let go? ~Starburst

Momy says I need to leave Skylin alone and dat he does not love me bak. I think she is lying. ~Anica

SHE'S NOT LYING! ~Skylin