That Special Time of Year

[tastybeets]

Yes, for the last month and a half it's been that glorious time of year when Einstein readily steps up on anyone's hand and immediately starts masturbating. Way to gross the whole world out, guy. Thanks, bub. I love you too, just not in that way.



I have this love/hate relationship with his hormones. It turns him EXTRA sweet (with a side of nasty buttrub), but it severely limits the time I can spend holding and scratching him (because of said buttrub). I guess I can be grateful he doesn't swoop, bite, or attack anyone.

 

[Saemma]

Oh boy! Fun times!

 

[Beanurita]

Oh yea!! Fun fun!!

 

[gibsongrrrl]

I hear ya. Weeble keeps doing it on her toys. All will be quiet and then the clucking starts and you look over and she's staring at you with her butt rubbing on something

Can't even walk the 12 feet from day cage to sleep cage without either trying to regurgitate for me. Oh hormones...

 

[JAM]

Raging hormones here too. Lucy and Blue are presenting to me (I think just quietly they're bi or lesbians lol) Pikachu has become aggressive and nailed me today unfortunately I pulled my hand away and he was hanging on trying to pierce through my finger and he was hurled through the cage door and now thinks I am a tyrant because of it.
Red is just loud at the moment and we are trying to give them as much sleep and such to calm them down but it's not working that well!!

 

[msplantladi]

I need a calendar or a knock on the head ....the birds transform into creatures I have never seen before and I am puzzled...then after trying ten million different things the light bulb comes on......OH YA ITS RAGING HORMONE SEASON

 

[tastybeets]

Raging hormones here too. Lucy and Blue are presenting to me (I think just quietly they're bi or lesbians lol) Pikachu has become aggressive and nailed me today unfortunately I pulled my hand away and he was hanging on trying to pierce through my finger and he was hurled through the cage door and now thinks I am a tyrant because of it.
Red is just loud at the moment and we are trying to give them as much sleep and such to calm them down but it's not working that well!!

I hate to laugh so hard, but what I visualized in my head was pretty hilarious.

 

[VictoriaVague]

Oh yes, hormones are in full swing. Magpie regurgitates constantly in the evenings and Titus is nesty, bitey and rubby.

 

[msplantladi]

Please don't throw lemons at me cause i know there are some who don't believe in this train of thought but I give my raging teenage birds calamine tea or rescue remedy in their water to help calm them down during any stressful times...helps alot.

 

[SueA555]

Joey is hormonal too. He is being a pain -- he forgot what no means. I did stop him from eating my clothes by distracting him with a toy. He seems surprised about it.

 

[LemonGrass]

That's part of the bird manual...didn't you read it?