TextsFromParrots
Biking along the boulevard
Does anyone else have forgetful moments that they're not home or around their pets? I do it all the time, most especially with the cats and cans. I'll be at work and go to open up a can of soup for dinner and start to carefully and slowly peel the can lid back. It's a work of art making sure that there's no real sound or worse, the popping noise at the end. Every muscle tense I inch it open and keep my back turned from the door because if the cats come in and SEE I have a can, then it must be gooshy food.
Worse is if they hear and then i have a furry tidal wave of yowling pawing cats waiting for their delicious wet food. I did this the other night when I had a co worker here and he just watched me like I was a freak. I then realized I wasn't at home and I could just whip the top off the lid! Or I go to vacuum and I start off with a look around to make sure all the cats are out of the way and the birds in the cage.
Worse is if they hear and then i have a furry tidal wave of yowling pawing cats waiting for their delicious wet food. I did this the other night when I had a co worker here and he just watched me like I was a freak. I then realized I wasn't at home and I could just whip the top off the lid! Or I go to vacuum and I start off with a look around to make sure all the cats are out of the way and the birds in the cage.