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TheBeesKnees

TheBeesKnees

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[FONT=&quot]Things that make you go "Hmmm"[/FONT]
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  1. [FONT=&quot]Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?[/FONT]
  2. [FONT=&quot]Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?[/FONT]
  3. [FONT=&quot]Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?[/FONT]
  4. [FONT=&quot]Can you be a closet claustrophobic?[/FONT]
  5. [FONT=&quot]How do a fool and his money GET together?[/FONT]
  6. [FONT=&quot]Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?[/FONT]
  7. [FONT=&quot]How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?[/FONT]
  8. [FONT=&quot]If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?[/FONT]
  9. [FONT=&quot]If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?[/FONT]
  10. [FONT=&quot]If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?[/FONT]
  11. [FONT=&quot]If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?[/FONT]
  12. [FONT=&quot]What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?[/FONT]
  13. [FONT=&quot]What was the best thing before sliced bread?[/FONT]
  14. [FONT=&quot]Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?[/FONT]
  15. [FONT=&quot]Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?[/FONT]
  16. [FONT=&quot]If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?[/FONT]
  17. [FONT=&quot]If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?[/FONT]
  18. [FONT=&quot]What are Preparation A through Preparation G?[/FONT]
  19. [FONT=&quot]In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?[/FONT]
  20. [FONT=&quot]Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?[/FONT]
  21. [FONT=&quot]How come there aren't B batteries?[/FONT]
  22. [FONT=&quot]If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?[/FONT]
  23. [FONT=&quot]How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?[/FONT]
  24. [FONT=&quot]Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?[/FONT]
  25. [FONT=&quot]Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?[/FONT]
  26. [FONT=&quot]How is it possible to have a civil war?[/FONT]
  27. [FONT=&quot]If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?[/FONT]
  28. [FONT=&quot]If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?[/FONT]
  29. [FONT=&quot]If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?[/FONT]
  30. [FONT=&quot]Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?[/FONT]
  31. [FONT=&quot]If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?[/FONT]
  32. [FONT=&quot]Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?[/FONT]
  33. [FONT=&quot]How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?[/FONT]
  34. [FONT=&quot]How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?[/FONT]
  35. [FONT=&quot]How do you throw away a garbage can?[/FONT]
  36. [FONT=&quot]How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?[/FONT]
  37. [FONT=&quot]How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?[/FONT]
  38. [FONT=&quot]Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?[/FONT]
  39. [FONT=&quot]If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?[/FONT]
  40. [FONT=&quot]If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?[/FONT]
  41. [FONT=&quot]What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?[/FONT]
  42. [FONT=&quot]Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?[/FONT]
  43. [FONT=&quot]Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?[/FONT]
  44. [FONT=&quot]Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?[/FONT]
  45. [FONT=&quot]Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?[/FONT]
  46. [FONT=&quot]Why is it that night falls but day breaks?[/FONT]
  47. [FONT=&quot]Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?[/FONT]
  48. [FONT=&quot]What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?[/FONT]
  49. [FONT=&quot]When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?[/FONT]
  50. [FONT=&quot]What happened to the first 6 "ups"[/FONT]
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