Perriewinkle
Rollerblading along the road
Ordering things left and right --- it's gonna be awesome!
The 11 yr old I live with has been sooo upset with me. I've gotten 1-2 packages per day for a week and I've opened every single one.
Kid:"Are those your Christmas gifts"
"Yes."
Kid:"So why are you opening them?"
"Cuz Santa didn't wrap them in wrapping paper, so I can open them" *Her mother snorts at this*
Kid:"That's soo unfair! And you aren't even that nice to get sooooo many gifts!"
"That's why Santa didn't wrap them, cuz I'm not a good girl to get wrapping.. and I have to correct your behavior issues, so I can't be nice."
Her eyes went wide..
Kid:"So, it's my fault your gifts aren't wrapped??" (She was proud of this btw)
"Nope, it's your fault I get my gifts now and open them and you have to wait..If you wouldn't act out so bad n throw fits and swear at your mom, you might get gifts to open early"
She stomped off to her room n slammed the door.. mummbling something about hating me.. =D now her santa gifts might be late