Went to Doc's with Poop in my hair

[Chicklette]

Okay so Im sitting at the doc's and he comes in. My hair was in a poney tail and he said I had something in my hair. IT WAS BIRD POOP. Chiquita likes to sit on my head and this is the first time she pooped in it. How embarrousing. You know your over your head when you try explaining to your doc why you have bird poop in your hair.

 

[luvsgreys]

Oh no! I try and check for "presents" before leaving the house because one day I got home from shopping and noticed I had a present on my jeans! Hey...better than dog poop on your shoe!

 

[Grammy]

Thanks for the belly laugh. Only another bird person would understand.

It reminds me of when one of my kids was a baby and I went to a rug store to complain. I had tried resolving my issue by phone with no luck. I am usually a pushover and nonconfrontational but I was really steamed, so I let this poor manager really have it. He kept backing up and nodding and agreeing with everything I said, and I was thinking "man, hear me roar, I am invincible" until I got in the car and realized I had baby puke all over both my shoulders like really disgusting epaulets. I probably hadn't done a great job of combing my hair either and I'm sure the poor man would have given the crazy woman anything she wanted.

 

[suncoast]

Courtney, How are you doing BTW?

Pat!! OMG!! LOL!!! Snort!

Ginger

 

[Sailor's Mom]

I can so relate to the bird poop and the baby mess!

 

[rikkitikki]

And what was your doctor's reaction??

 

[dolldid]

i have to say my dr wouldnt bat an eye , i found out long ago he has friends that take there birds every where and theres not i time i go in to see doc that he dosent ask about my mango , in fact i take mango in some times when i go and he plays with him
hes never to busy for mango but says he is to a human,,lol

 

[Laurul Feather Cat]

Chicklette: I hearby award you the Order of the Birdie Poop Epaulette and will enter your name in the book of notable and august persons who honor birds. Congratulations on your achievement!

 

[Chicklette]

The doc was cracking up, so was I. We talked more about the poop then anything else, lol. I came home and my parents were cracking up, I had a shower.

Chicklette: I hearby award you the Order of the Birdie Poop Epaulette and will enter your name in the book of notable and august persons who honor birds. Congratulations on your achievement!​

Thanks, greatly appreciated, lol.

 

[Anne & Gang]

 

[Angelicarboreals]

I tell my husband all the time he is required to tell me if I have something on me before we leave the house.

 

[Gen120]

 

[PeaceLoveDreamer]

Haha hasn't happened to me yet but I run around like an idiot trying to look at my back every time Marni sits on my shoulder. I am just waiting for the day that I don't look and I walk around with a bird plop on my back lol

 

[Thugluvgrl187]

I have had a few of those moments

 

[sweetpeaches]

ha ha ha....that was funny...I completely understand, just yesterday I had my hair back in a pony tail and beknownst to me Bailey flung a glob of strawberry jelly into it! I found out when I went to comb my hair out.

 

[penguin]

Yep, when a bird's fave perch is your head, it's bound to happen. Pretty has left presents for me up there, and my hair is so thick I don't feel it. Once I also found seeds.

 

[Doodle Bird]

 

[yvette]

Thats funny! Only bird people can understand!!
I went to my sons school teacher meeting with bird poo on my shoulder. I understand!!

 

[zoo mom]

Just remember with all the disgusting this DRs have to deal with bird poop in the hair is really pretty mild.

 

[Chicklette]

Im tealling everyone to do a poop check before i leave the house, lol. You guys are the only ones who understand that it's not biggie.