imagine me, poor innocent Machelle, speed walking through the living room into the kitchen. Perhaps I’m scared Dexter might scream in my absence? No. Maybe Buzzard might demand an almond and begin to shriek when I take too long to retrieve one? Not @faislaq ’s green angel. No sir-ee. Buzz would never do that. Ever. 
You see, Karen’s house has a secret demon. A tiny creature, angelic in name but not in character. The white feathers on this frightening demon lift her to me in a flurry of wings. By the time I manage to fill a cup with water I feel a pair of grey feet on my shoulder.
It’s Luv-Bug. She seemed so cute when I met her, fluffy with just the right amount of peach pink feathers around her beak. The men of the house told me she lived up to her name. She was sweet and friendly to everyone she met. I don’t know what kind of illusion spell this little demon has used on the men here but their claims couldn’t be further from the truth.
If you let this feathered creature land on your shoulder, she will invariably use her charm to her full advantage. She will chew your electronics and bra strap, chase your feet across the entirety of the house. And should you have her audacity to defy the demon-bird of Karen’s house, you will be nipped. Your only hope is to run. Run and hide and hope she doesn’t find you.
You see, Karen’s house has a secret demon. A tiny creature, angelic in name but not in character. The white feathers on this frightening demon lift her to me in a flurry of wings. By the time I manage to fill a cup with water I feel a pair of grey feet on my shoulder.
It’s Luv-Bug. She seemed so cute when I met her, fluffy with just the right amount of peach pink feathers around her beak. The men of the house told me she lived up to her name. She was sweet and friendly to everyone she met. I don’t know what kind of illusion spell this little demon has used on the men here but their claims couldn’t be further from the truth.
If you let this feathered creature land on your shoulder, she will invariably use her charm to her full advantage. She will chew your electronics and bra strap, chase your feet across the entirety of the house. And should you have her audacity to defy the demon-bird of Karen’s house, you will be nipped. Your only hope is to run. Run and hide and hope she doesn’t find you.
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This is so funny! I hope you survive with that adorable mini demon lurking in the shadows 
I have an idea! You could wear the cone of shame backwards and 'Bug' won't be able to land on your shoulders! You might need a couple of mini ones for your feet....
Libel! 
You tagged me and
