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That Season

ZoeyFredrik

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So, Sam's a nine year old quaker. He has always been a little overzealous during this spring season. Usually the object of his affection is a stuffed animal or toy, but lately that's been changing. Last year around this time he discovered a beautiful Tupperware container, a big one for salads and stuff. I didn't think it would cause any problems being out on the counter with him. Next thing I know I hear the excited quaker noise and Sam has his leg up trying to rub himself on the container. I removed it and we did OK the rest of the season.
This year. The container was on the counter the other night, and he was right back at it again. So of course I removed it. A little later while doing the dishes, he dives into the silverware drawer and starts getting excited over a spoon. He's always liked silverware, so I remove him and shut the draw. The next night, the object of his affections was a cup. I put it away in the cupboard. Sam decides that is not acceptable and the proceeds to try and climb up to the cupboard where his new favorite glass is. Tonight he really blew me away. I thought I had removed everything that he perceived as sexy... so he found something else. The coffee maker (not on, never is when he's around). It's this huge red Mr Coffee, the size of a large shoe box. There's Sam, kissing it, trying to rub on it. I moved it so I could get him to stop. He gave me such a stinkeye. He was fine after that though. I'm just wondering what will be next. Toaster? Plate? The pasta strainer? The sink? Does anyone else have this issue?​
 

Tiel Feathers

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:rofl::rofl::rofl: So funny! I don't have this type of problem, but I think it's hilarious that the kitchen and its wares put him in the mood!
 

Amillio

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So funny. I can't say I have this problem yet. Hopefully, I never do. If it makes you feel any better my sister when I was younger had a dog that wasn't fixed and liked to hump. He actually got all excited about one of my jackets once and actually blew a load. I had to throw the jacket away. After that, the dog was fixed.
 

alicat

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this had me cracking up :roflmao:
 

Mockinbirdiva

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Yep… for a month Henry was trying to court me hanging around my feet while I cleaned his and Lola's cage. Now…. he's totally over it and wants to kill me. I hate this season.
 

cassiesdad

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Igor Tiel has had some unusual "objects of affection" in his past...lamp shades, curtain rods, and an old VCR. When he found Ziggy, his mate, he definitely was a very confused 'tiel. He would attempt to mate on poor Ziggy's head! :jawdrop1:

She would shake him off, and give him that "YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS RIGHT" look...:facepalm: :meh: :wtf:
 

ZoeyFredrik

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Igor Tiel has had some unusual "objects of affection" in his past...lamp shades, curtain rods, and an old VCR. When he found Ziggy, his mate, he definitely was a very confused 'tiel. He would attempt to mate on poor Ziggy's head! :jawdrop1:

She would shake him off, and give him that "YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS RIGHT" look...:facepalm: :meh: :wtf:
Sam's not alone! An old VCR? Oh my! Lol
 
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