Rants

[StarrySkies]

Hewo everybirdie. Ima make dis thread for all da birdies who need to rant 'bout their hoomins poor life choices.






For example, "Moma is so stupid! She bwought home another birdie, and isn't spening enough time wif me! The otherbirdie is eating all my food!"

 

[cassiesdad]

Hi...

my hooman waz so stoopid wen he brang another bird home one day...it waz Buddy da conure...ah am da jellous kind of bird ...ah still don lik him...

Milton da Too

Protective Brother of: Frodo Mango Happy Snow Grumbles and Squeak

Loving Uncle of Rio:

Miss You, Percy:

 

[Jas]

Our hooman doesn't like it ven eve play on da computer she says she is dooing university vork. Bee are just trying tu halp, so vee poop on it insteed. Hehehe

 

[TikiMyn]

Vee like your style @Jas, our hooman is da same. We poop on tee laptop or eat da homework my hooman once had too baby ducklings, how dare da hooman do that, I bit da beak of one of them while they were kn da cage
@cassiesdad doesn't your hooman have those weird thingies? Those ..pigs?

 

[cassiesdad]

@cassiesdad doesn't your hooman have those weird thingies? Those ..pigs?

youse iz rwight...da pigz liv heer...ah don tink much of dem...mom gits mad wen us birdies say eet a pig...ah don care if she gits mad or not...

Milton da Too

 

[Alien J]

 

[HolliDaze]

Humans kept calling me pretty today
I'm obviously handsome.

 

[zoo mom]

My momz been givin me da medicine cuz dat stoopid Dr sayz I is sick. Cuz I poops too much. I told momz I feel fine. But she donts beleeve me.

Andre


Dat Andre is soakin up all day attention cuz he is sick. And he gets extra palm oil with da nutriberries in it. Momz says its medicines. I don't beeleve her.

Russell Boogertoo

 

[Donna turner]

My Hooman so mean. She no give sunflower seed less I go thru tat scary dam jolly ball

 

[Princessbella]

Hi...

my hooman waz so stoopid wen he brang another bird home one day...it waz Buddy da conure...ah am da jellous kind of bird ...ah still don lik him...

Milton da Too

Protective Brother of: Frodo Mango Happy Snow Grumbles and Squeak

Loving Uncle of Rio:

Miss You, Percy:

R U goin ta make buddy soup?

 

[Princessbella]

Momi won let me play wid her beadz. She sez dat doz are not beadz for birdies and she putz me on ma cage top to play wid my toyz

 

[saroj12]

My momz been givin me da medicine cuz dat stoopid Dr sayz I is sick. Cuz I poops too much. I told momz I feel fine. But she donts beleeve me.

Andre


Dat Andre is soakin up all day attention cuz he is sick. And he gets extra palm oil with da nutriberries in it. Momz says its medicines. I don't beeleve her.

Russell Boogertoo

hi Andre, hope you feels better soon! Russell Boogertoo be nice to your brother and you might get a palm oil loaded nutriberry too!

 

[Alien J]

Humans kept calling me pretty today
I'm obviously handsome.

Day doos dat to me to!

 

[taxidermynerd]

There were smaller hoomans over today, and dey kept scarin' me! Dey made BIG noyzes! And dey didn't even gib me any tasty foobs! My hooman let me pley and fly more tho! And I gots to stey up REEL late! hehe!

Chirp

 

[TikiMyn]

Stupit hoomans! Doin all tha things! Ours is functioning well today, hope ya'll can fix ya hoomans soon

Henkie&Fëanor

 

[cassiesdad]

Stupit hoomans! Doin all tha things! Ours is functioning well today, hope ya'll can fix ya hoomans soon

Henkie&Fëanor

...sumtymes youse got to retwain youse hoomanz...dey git a little forgitful on how to beehave....den youse gotz to correct dem wit DA BBBIIITTTEEESSS.....

Milton da Too

 

[cassiesdad]

R U goin ta make buddy soup?

...dat's a rweal possibillity...but ah am not allowed into da food makin rwoom alone...dad says itz too dangerus...so ah am bringin da mircowave zapper in heer to zap da piggs...

Milton da Too

 

[TikiMyn]

...sumtymes youse got to retwain youse hoomanz...dey git a little forgitful on how to beehave....den youse gotz to correct dem wit DA BBBIIITTTEEESSS.....

Milton da Too

Yaas agreed! Thou ya can bite harda than we can! We aim for da nose, da hooman lissens wen we bite tere

Henkie & Fëanor

 

[TikiMyn]

...dat's a rweal possibillity...but ah am not allowed into da food makin rwoom alone...dad says itz too dangerus...so ah am bringin da mircowave zapper in heer to zap da piggs...

Milton da Too

Let us now if da works! I got that nasty duck to get rid off! Da Pippin, da Myn is good

Henkie

 

[Princessbella]

...dat's a rweal possibillity...but ah am not allowed into da food makin rwoom alone...dad says itz too dangerus...so ah am bringin da mircowave zapper in heer to zap da piggs...

Milton da Too

dat sounds meessy