cassiesdad
Ripping up the road
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I was making the bed this morning when Milton came over and hopped on the bed...
Me: You have to get off, Bird...I want to make the bed...
Milton: "BUT WHY?"
Me: I can't make it with you on it...now move.
Milton runs up and hides in between the pillows...
Milton: " I LIKE"....
Me: I don't care if you like it, you have to get off right now...
I pick Milty up and put him on his cage...I then start to make the bed.
Milton: (singsong) "BAD DAD...BAD DAD ...BAD DAD..."
Me: ...and you're a bad COCKATOO!
Milton: 'YOU BAD DAD!"
Milty runs into cage, rips large pieces of pages from hanging phone book, runs out of cage, and rips the chunk of paper into smaller pieces...over and over...all the time yelling "BAD DAD"...
Now I have to sweep the floor. ...again...
This bird is driving me
Me: You have to get off, Bird...I want to make the bed...
Milton: "BUT WHY?"
Me: I can't make it with you on it...now move.
Milton runs up and hides in between the pillows...
Milton: " I LIKE"....
Me: I don't care if you like it, you have to get off right now...
I pick Milty up and put him on his cage...I then start to make the bed.
Milton: (singsong) "BAD DAD...BAD DAD ...BAD DAD..."
Me: ...and you're a bad COCKATOO!
Milton: 'YOU BAD DAD!"
Milty runs into cage, rips large pieces of pages from hanging phone book, runs out of cage, and rips the chunk of paper into smaller pieces...over and over...all the time yelling "BAD DAD"...
Now I have to sweep the floor. ...again...
This bird is driving me