Farlie
Rollerblading along the road
Hello, I'm Farlie,"and now the rest of the story".
Daddy brought me home a new toy the other day and it 'bout drove me mad! I still don't know what got into me. This evil, wicked, mean, bad and nasty yellow tennis shoe drives me crazy. I even bit him! (I'm really sorry 'bout that, daddy, and I'll try not to do it again. Honest. )
OK, I know it's my job, to the best of my abilities, to try and destroy anything that's been put in my cage. And let me tell you, I try!
Unfortunately, this thing just refuses to show any signs of damage. So I threw it over the side.
I thought that maybe if I attempted to attack it upside down on one foot I might get the advantage.
It got me instead! Oh my gosh!
(Boy, it sure is scary down here on the floor... )
Daddy! Daddy! HELP! HELP! Will you please help me back into my cage.
Seeee, I can really hang by one foot without falling if I want too...
Thank you.
I love you daddy...
"And now you know — the rest of the story."
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