To be sung to the tune of Mack the Knife....
Oh the Shark Babe
Has such teeth dear
And he shows them pearly whites
Just a beak has old Zamir babe
And she keeps it sharp and bright.
Ya know the shark bites
With his teeth dear
Scarlett billows start to spread
Fancy gloves won't keep you safe dear
You'll see lots and lots of red.
Now in the hallway, whoo,
Sunday morning, ahh
Lies a body just oozin life
And someone's sneakin round the corner
Could that be Sharkgirl tak'in flight?
O there's a playstand, huh huh
Over by the window don'tcha know
With a rope perch just a droopin on down
There are blood stains on the food cup
Five'll get you ten old Mir Mir's back in town.
Now Grandma Ginger ho ho
And Mr. Trinket, oooh
Miss Truely Too Too and old Grandpa Craig
Oh we've all learned to keep our distance
Now that Mir Mir's laid an egg.
I said we've all learned
To keep our distance
Now that Miiiirrr Miiiirr's laid an egg.
Look out for old Mir Mir's egg!!!
Ginger
Oh the Shark Babe
Has such teeth dear
And he shows them pearly whites
Just a beak has old Zamir babe
And she keeps it sharp and bright.
Ya know the shark bites
With his teeth dear
Scarlett billows start to spread
Fancy gloves won't keep you safe dear
You'll see lots and lots of red.
Now in the hallway, whoo,
Sunday morning, ahh
Lies a body just oozin life
And someone's sneakin round the corner
Could that be Sharkgirl tak'in flight?
O there's a playstand, huh huh
Over by the window don'tcha know
With a rope perch just a droopin on down
There are blood stains on the food cup
Five'll get you ten old Mir Mir's back in town.
Now Grandma Ginger ho ho
And Mr. Trinket, oooh
Miss Truely Too Too and old Grandpa Craig
Oh we've all learned to keep our distance
Now that Mir Mir's laid an egg.
I said we've all learned
To keep our distance
Now that Miiiirrr Miiiirr's laid an egg.
Look out for old Mir Mir's egg!!!
Ginger