That vet expense account? Yeah, needed it.

[piercesdesigns]

UGH. I haven't posted a ton. I have a lot going on. But one thing that hurt the old wallet was my birdie vet bills.

Jamie developed a strange beak growth (almost appeared like a scissor beak.) so I brought her in. Mojo also had one wet nare for over a week so I brought him in at the same time. I also decided to talk to Dr. B. about the research he has done on male pluckers and their hormone levels.

So, Jamie gets her beak done and a full workup and polyoma and Mojo gets a nasal flush, cultures done on the sinuses and nails done. $596.00

The following Saturday, Eko goes in for Xrays, a Lupron shot and Mojo gets more nasal flushing to treat his ecoli in his nostril. $496.00

Eko has 2 more shots, then another Xray to go in his treatments.

His *ahem* gonads are 10 times the size they should be. They should be the size of a small pea. They are the size of an almond in the shell! No wonder he humps everything constantly.

 

[piercesdesigns]

Oh and the day he came home from the vet after finding out about his "endowments", he ran up to my husband's foot while he was playing testris and gurged all over it and tried to have his way with it (all the while telling it "step up baby, step up")

 

[Archiesmom]

Oh and the day he came home from the vet after finding out about his "endowments", he ran up to my husband's foot while he was playing testris and gurged all over it and tried to have his way with it (all the while telling it "step up baby, step up")

I shouldn't be laughing, but that is sooooo funny!

 

[Holiday]

Oh and the day he came home from the vet after finding out about his "endowments", he ran up to my husband's foot while he was playing testris and gurged all over it and tried to have his way with it (all the while telling it "step up baby, step up")

That is hilarious!! Poor Eko of the big cojones!

 

[piercesdesigns]

Oh, it is OK to laugh. We have been singing the AC/DC song to him and making all kinds of endowment jokes to him. I told him that I now understand his male pattern baldness is because of his testosterone.

Poor frustrated birdie. ROFL

 

[ortegah]

Oh and the day he came home from the vet after finding out about his "endowments", he ran up to my husband's foot while he was playing testris and gurged all over it and tried to have his way with it (all the while telling it "step up baby, step up")

That is simply hilarious!

I'm so sorry for the vet bills though.

 

[jmfleish]

Let me guess...Eko is one of your green boys? Taco was X-rayed a while back (two or three years ago) and I was also told that his gonads were unusually big! That certainly explains a lot of his behavior! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!

 

[magni]

I can't stop laughing, poor bird and the vet bill, lots od hugs to you

 

[Anne & Gang]

and a lot of guys actually wish forhis problem!!!

 

[Birdasaurus]

Oh and the day he came home from the vet after finding out about his "endowments", he ran up to my husband's foot while he was playing testris and gurged all over it and tried to have his way with it (all the while telling it "step up baby, step up")

That is TOO FUNNY!!

 

[Bokkapooh]

His *ahem* gonads are 10 times the size they should be. They should be the size of a small pea. They are the size of an almond in the shell! No wonder he humps everything constantly.

When he masturbates, does he finish or do you stop him mid-way through?? I wonder if its like (pardon my language) like "blue balls" in human men?

 

[Bokkapooh]

Poor Eko, I hope hhis gonads feel better

 

[BraveheartDogs]

UGH. I haven't posted a ton. I have a lot going on. But one thing that hurt the old wallet was my birdie vet bills.

Jamie developed a strange beak growth (almost appeared like a scissor beak.) so I brought her in. Mojo also had one wet nare for over a week so I brought him in at the same time. I also decided to talk to Dr. B. about the research he has done on male pluckers and their hormone levels.

So, Jamie gets her beak done and a full workup and polyoma and Mojo gets a nasal flush, cultures done on the sinuses and nails done. $596.00

The following Saturday, Eko goes in for Xrays, a Lupron shot and Mojo gets more nasal flushing to treat his ecoli in his nostril. $496.00

Eko has 2 more shots, then another Xray to go in his treatments.

His *ahem* gonads are 10 times the size they should be. They should be the size of a small pea. They are the size of an almond in the shell! No wonder he humps everything constantly.

Poor you and poor Eko

 

[atvchick95]

Now i can't get the AC/DC song outta my head - at least its a good song LOL

Poor guy does he stand bowlegged with his male parts being so big

 

[piercesdesigns]

Now i can't get the AC/DC song outta my head - at least its a good song LOL

Poor guy does he stand bowlegged with his male parts being so big

I've always said he waddled. Now I guess I know why.

 

[piercesdesigns]

When he masturbates, does he finish or do you stop him mid-way through?? I wonder if its like (pardon my language) like "blue balls" in human men?

I've never stopped him, per se. He has a toy that he mates with and I take itout and wash it periodically but that is because he gurges all over it too.

 

[atvchick95]

I've always said he waddled. Now I guess I know why.

lmao - yep mystery solved

 

[Thugluvgrl187]

Oh and the day he came home from the vet after finding out about his "endowments", he ran up to my husband's foot while he was playing testris and gurged all over it and tried to have his way with it (all the while telling it "step up baby, step up")

Vet bills not fun but this statement had me cracking up