Tell dese humans to feed me more

[Anne & Gang]

dey wonders why I am always scrounging on da table and stuff and especially when dey gots sketti and dat Kentucky Fried Chicken Stuff..what's da matter wid dem..dey don't get dat chicken very much cause Mom says it cost too much money..I don't care..its good why dont dey go work so dey can brings some home? burp..Queen Sam

 

[marian]

I luvs eating the marrow outta chicken bones...since mom is allergic to the yummy chicken all I gets is turkey bone..tell them you want kentucky fried chicken more...drive dem crazy til they buys it.by way you look like a plump chicken...

 

[Skyler]

Because you have to make it a "royal decree", Your Majesty.


Plus I think it's in the Imperial Rules and Regulations---KFC is only for commoners. You have to wait for pheasant under glass.(or a Prince carrying millet!!).


With humble Apologies, Your Avian Social Secretary.

 

[jaytee]

Ya i agwee a woyal dekwee , your majesty n if dat dont work BITE EM

 

[CeddysMum]

I's agree, Your Majesty!

Dem humans Awayz try to keep da good stuff to demseves too! Like my mummy had home made suuflaki last nite an on'y shared da salad an a bit of wrap, I's wanted da spicy lamb meat an da gaarlik sauce too but she said it's not healfy for me! WHO CAREZ as long as it's YUMMY!
I's fink dat (money and healfy) is on'y their 'scuses so dey don't has to share! Wiv my mummy even biting doesn't help! You HAS to makes it a royal decree for all your feadered subjecs, Your Majesty!

- Lady Ceddy

 

[Birdiemarie]

wowsers...a "royal decree" wont helps me cause i cant eats da chicken...it makes me all itchy all over. mommy knows ize tinks its yummy so she tries not to eats it in front of me. but i hope da royal decree is passed for da rest of yous!