Haz you ebber had deeze shiny sproutz before? Oh. Dis is Oscar
da Grwch.
I ax caus I did eat a shiny seed and it had no taste and it came out da same as it went in. Iffn you know what I means. So now I plays wif dem but doan eat em.
My "ohner" has some shiny seeds she bought for us to plays wif. I doan call dis lady Mom cause she insists on trying to scritch my head and I doan like it...much. She scares me and I den administer da bites. But she allus comes back nex day. Let me knows when you get to tase your Moms seeds.