Keeping up with Patches

[patchyjoon]

Innocent by reason of excessive cuteness.

How much seed do you charge per hour? Patches says he needs a lawyer so his confession can be protected by attorney-client privilege.

 

[HelenVanessaDavies]

Do you not mean "The art and artist"

Crazy that it's metal!

 

[patchyjoon]

Do you not mean "The art and artist"

Crazy that it's metal!

Helen Patchy appreciates this spin on things. Do you do PR work? He needs a PR manager like you

 

[Emma&pico]

The criminal:

The crime:

He looks like Kermit the frog

I am not looking at damage patchy don’t worry

 

[Emma&pico]

Had to show you guys how Patchy goes loaf mode whenever I'm working.

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My little matcha bread loaf

Oh my goodness

 

[KiMa27]

Yeah that would be a disaster. Little man is deathly afraid of butterflies... I don't think he's built for going out into the big world

Here's what you do...hang up butterfly decals all over the outside of those windows!!

 

[zoo mom]

How much seed do you charge per hour? Patches says he needs a lawyer so his confession can be protected by attorney-client privilege.

I am not the attorney. I am the judge and jury. I can be bought with kisses and snuggles or just excessive cuteness.

 

[HelenVanessaDavies]

Helen Patchy appreciates this spin on things. Do you do PR work? He needs a PR manager like you

Always happy to put a Patch-positive spin on things for free

 

[patchyjoon]

After a long day of being a menace, the precious avocado sleeps peacefully in my shirt collar.

 

[zoo mom]

AWWWWWWW

 

[Neoandme]

After a long day of being a menace, the precious avocado sleeps peacefully in my shirt collar.

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Beeaauuttiiffuullll

 

[patchyjoon]

Lil man with his beach pail

 

[patchyjoon]

Before seeing the seed container:


vs.

After seeing the seed container: