It's 4:10 AM..

[cassiesdad]

...the house is quiet...wife is in the bathroom...some birdie hears something...

Milton: "HI...GONNA WET?"

Me: No, it's too early to get wet, Milton...

Milton: "OK"..

...one track mind...

 

[Zara]

 

[camelotshadow]

How dare wifey pee & wash her hands & wake Milton up dreaming of wet!

 

[Teckechick]

He is so funny!! Love that bird!!!

 

[Yoshi&Raphi]

 

[Shezbug]

 

[Rain Bow]

He's just ever so smart! Doesn't miss a thing. I swear they (birds) are better alert'ers than any dog or cat I've ever had.

 

[Tiel Feathers]

 

[cassiesdad]

Milton has a huge amount of pinnies growing in...including in the area around his neck that have been bare for quite a long time...so I've been giving him extra showers (as if that's possible) for the last two weeks or so...that also means Buddy has been getting dunked under the spray too.

It's a very convoluted "dance" to get those two wet...one has to wait outside the shower (Milty) while Buddy goes first...then I have to hand Buddy off to the wife...then pick up Milton from the "waiting perch" to complete the wetting process...

 

[cassiesdad]

...oh yes..I forgot to mention that while Buddy is getting wet, Milton is screaming, "I WANNA WET NOW!" until I make the hand off and pick up...then he sees Buddy and says, "DAT BIRD WET"...

 

[Hjarta5]

What a one track mind

 

[sunnysmom]

 

[zoo mom]

Milton is such a character.

 

[PufF]

oh Milty... ROFL

 

[Nancy B]

I get a chuckle every time I read Milton's stories! He's so funny! Imagine if someone had to get up and take a shower at 4am?! They'd have some birdie for company !!!