If your bird wrote an autobiography...

[Poofypuffin]

..what would the title be?!

Mundi's would of course be titled Love is Blind

 

[Nobirby]

I wish I knew Jesse's life story. He was found in a parking lot the summer of 2017. We were blessed when he came to live with us that July. I feel sorry for the persons who lost him, although we did try to find his parronts, they are missing out on so very much!
Hope and Faith would title their book"We wrapped Mommie around our talons".

 

[scrape]

Felix's would probably be: How to be Lazy and get Seeds
or something like that

 

[JoJo&Loki]

How to tame your hooman (Jo)

Don’t worry, be happy! (Loki)

 

[JLcribber]

My name is Tika and I AM COCKATOO.

Nuff said. The end.

 

[Cat The Great]

Georgie's would probably be: "How to be a perch potato and control your owner."

 

[Zara]

I think Adélies would be ¨The little bird that could¨

Aldoras ¨Lost bird finds love¨

How to be Lazy and get Seeds

 

[Khizz]

Jeff: Crest get down to business: how to get that perfect curl

Less of an autobiography and more an instructional manual, you will learn how to form your crest into beautiful sweeping curls. Now YOU can achieve that perfect 80s look!

Mabel: Unrequited Love

Mabel is a beautiful young bird who just wants to settle down and have a clutch with a handsome man. When she meets the charming Jeff she thinks she's found the one. The problem is, he's in love with someone else...himself! This hilarious romantic comedy will have you also yelling in frustration as Jeff fails to realise what's right in front of him...

 

[Leih]

Jeff: Crest get down to business: how to get that perfect curl

Less of an autobiography and more an instructional manual, you will learn how to form your crest into beautiful sweeping curls. Now YOU can achieve that perfect 80s look!

Mabel: Unrequited Love

Mabel is a beautiful young bird who just wants to settle down and have a clutch with a handsome man. When she meets the charming Jeff she thinks she's found the one. The problem is, he's in love with someone else...himself! This hilarious romantic comedy will have you also yelling in frustration as Jeff fails to realise what's right in front of him...

 

[Gribouille]

Merlin: "How I ended up in a crazy house and managed to keep my sanity"
Nova: "Unreciprocated love" She loves the parrotlets but none of them like(d) her, she has Merlin for herself and doesn't care...
Pichu: "Cute & Green. A manual"

 

[Poofypuffin]

Oh and a possible title for a cockatoo: AAAAAAAAA aaa aAAAAA!

 

[Leih]

Aoife: "I'm Sassy and I Know It: the Art of Manipulating Your Human"

Edit "The Art of Taunting Cats"

 

[Mizzely]

Ripley

How Wood Changed My Life

Omg hubby said Ripley's would be: Finally Home

(and I may have cried a little)

This coming from the man who used to "hate" birds

 

[Dona]

GREEN GIRL

A story of a little bird with big ideas

 

[Birdbabe]

Merlin, found starving in the desert,,his title might be " My sonoran adventures "..

 

[Gribouille]

Our late Twitter's was already written:

 

[Icey]

Frankie's would be "How To Get What You Want in 3 Easy Steps"

 

[greys4u]

Valentine "Instructions On How To Bang on the Cage Bars And Drive Momma Nuts"

 

[AutumnRain]

Emery who was likely being abused before I adopted her, would be: "And Then She Found me."

 

[Fergus Mom]

Fergus and Fiona's: You ain't touchin' me with THOSE!

Alternate title ... We need room service and millet - NOW PLEASE!