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[Birdbabe]

Im driving mommie crazy today! I shredded my cage again, and Ive been sreaming non stop since she got home from work....She says Im gonna be dinner if I dont stop. She even gave me a couple grapes, but Im not fallin for that old trick. Wonder what else I can get into before the nites over....any ideas???? Merlin

 

[Anne & Gang]

Merlin, I have lots of suggestions for you...fly onto the fridge and destroy anything that is up there and den's bite...Queen Sam

 

[GG.]

don' fergets to trows evertin in da floor, speshully demz pelletz - drives our Momz nutso here

ans divebombs her plants n' chewz da leeves

 

[Birdiemarie]

Dont forget to poop on da floor.

 

[CeddysMum]

If she givez youse whole veggies or large piecez, like carrotz, broccoli etc, jus' shreddem to bitz wivout eating dem an' throu da bitz evr'ywhere. My mum hatez dat I donna actually eat any of dem dat way