halp!

[TypingParrot]

Mommy sprade me wit wadder! Bath felt gud, but...aaaack!

 

[Birdiemarie]

oh-oh, das not good if yous dont likes it. My mommy holds me undur da water in da big showur evry day and i likes it but am tooo much a Diva to flap me wings an be silly. I traned my mommy to opan my wings an turn me over till i gets alll wet.

 

[Anne & Gang]

I wuvs da water..I goes andstands by da sink until my daddy comes over and gives me a shower..and if he doesn't I bites him!! Queen Sam

 

[TypingParrot]

Da Biggur birdie hates wadur. She yells "hey" until its ovur. and screems. I jus angree budgied mommy and got soggy.

 

[zoo mom]

My Mommy takes me in da shower wiff her. I hav a perch over da shower dorr an mommy splashes the wadder on me. I luvs this and bends over and spread smy wingz out over da perch. Showers feel gud. Andre the BH Pi.

 

[Poetic Ramblings]

This is why I find it best to bathe by attacking my water bottle. That way the humans won't complain of my smell. If they try to spray me I just hide behind Mom. It's a most efficient maneuver.

-The Great Afie

 

[mrstweet]

Mahbez ur momeh can warmez the waterz for us? I hatezes my bawth but when she warmez the waterz I wooks wike diz.