I haven’t updated in a bit on this little turd 
He’s honestly hilarious. He’s also (affectionately) the bane of my existence - I have never met a creature of any species so completely, absolutely hellbent on destruction. Everything is fair game. Toys, fingers, vacuum cleaner, doorknobs… if it’s stationary, he’s going to attempt to annihilate it. Not viciously, mind you. More like just because he can.
He’s also insanely Velcro. Attached to my butt all the time. Sometimes literally - hanging from my shirt or pants by one foot, bouncing off my rear as I walk.
His favorite game is “make Meghan threaten my life.” He usually plays this game by being an obnoxious menace to society and using my fingers as chew toys.
He’s like a toddler that’s been given cocaine stirred into a quad espresso.
I love him.

He’s honestly hilarious. He’s also (affectionately) the bane of my existence - I have never met a creature of any species so completely, absolutely hellbent on destruction. Everything is fair game. Toys, fingers, vacuum cleaner, doorknobs… if it’s stationary, he’s going to attempt to annihilate it. Not viciously, mind you. More like just because he can.
He’s also insanely Velcro. Attached to my butt all the time. Sometimes literally - hanging from my shirt or pants by one foot, bouncing off my rear as I walk.
His favorite game is “make Meghan threaten my life.” He usually plays this game by being an obnoxious menace to society and using my fingers as chew toys.
He’s like a toddler that’s been given cocaine stirred into a quad espresso.
I love him.
