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TinaM
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Four sandwich thieving Caiques!
Looking for a sucker...er I mean kind-hearted, gullible person to take in these four abused and mistreated creatures. You must be able to see out the back of your head, not mind when Lexi flies to you just to poop on you, then runs away happily locust-calling her victory. You also must not mind when Squee unscrews, unlocks, unbolts, and un-anythings food dishes, water bowls, water bottles, door locks, and tosses them on the floor. This only happens when aforementioned objects are full and clean.
Being a soul of endless patience, you will enjoy the pleasure your 4 new pets have in destroying your 400.00 leather office chair.. Well, to be fair, 3 destroyed it, while the 4th was leading you away on a merry chase as cover for the other 3. Mini-blinds, desks, pencils and anything else the size of a pea to the size of Pluto is liable to be rendered into bits. This allows you to replace things. Everyone loves new things, right?
As you must be a clean person, you will also be required to clean poop off of walls, floors, inside jars that were not only closed but re-sealed, and ceilings. There will also be poop in rooms the 4 birds do not ever go into. They have learned to translocate their feces. Praise them for their efforts in science.
You must be willing to cook for them. Fresh foods that laboriously take hours to make must be offered twice a day. The 4 will relish these offerings and consume half of the food immediately, leaving the other half open for flinging, carrying away and stashing in places like your shoes, camera case, and beak painted on windows. However, if you sit down with a sandwich... kiss it goodbye. Really, before you even make it. Anticipate it being removed from your person. Luckily, they use the same tactic as the office chair.
Since this does seem like a lot of work.. you will be compensated by the joy of having mechanically inclined pets! They can dismantle a video camera, open soda bottles (how DID they shake it first?!), and unwrap an entire package of manilla envelopes, removing the metal clasps and the sticky adhesive sealant strips from each envelope. They can also do this in between eye-blinks. Don't blink. Ever.
You'll go to bed knowing they've had a wonderful day, and are safe and soundly asleep in their double decker, two story, double cage with 14482020222021.3 toys in it, 4 sleepy huts, 5 food dishes, 2 water bowls and a favorite rubber ducky. Do not touch the ducky. Ever.
If this sounds like a wonderful arrangement with you, feel free to let me know!
Looking for a sucker...er I mean kind-hearted, gullible person to take in these four abused and mistreated creatures. You must be able to see out the back of your head, not mind when Lexi flies to you just to poop on you, then runs away happily locust-calling her victory. You also must not mind when Squee unscrews, unlocks, unbolts, and un-anythings food dishes, water bowls, water bottles, door locks, and tosses them on the floor. This only happens when aforementioned objects are full and clean.
Being a soul of endless patience, you will enjoy the pleasure your 4 new pets have in destroying your 400.00 leather office chair.. Well, to be fair, 3 destroyed it, while the 4th was leading you away on a merry chase as cover for the other 3. Mini-blinds, desks, pencils and anything else the size of a pea to the size of Pluto is liable to be rendered into bits. This allows you to replace things. Everyone loves new things, right?
As you must be a clean person, you will also be required to clean poop off of walls, floors, inside jars that were not only closed but re-sealed, and ceilings. There will also be poop in rooms the 4 birds do not ever go into. They have learned to translocate their feces. Praise them for their efforts in science.
You must be willing to cook for them. Fresh foods that laboriously take hours to make must be offered twice a day. The 4 will relish these offerings and consume half of the food immediately, leaving the other half open for flinging, carrying away and stashing in places like your shoes, camera case, and beak painted on windows. However, if you sit down with a sandwich... kiss it goodbye. Really, before you even make it. Anticipate it being removed from your person. Luckily, they use the same tactic as the office chair.
Since this does seem like a lot of work.. you will be compensated by the joy of having mechanically inclined pets! They can dismantle a video camera, open soda bottles (how DID they shake it first?!), and unwrap an entire package of manilla envelopes, removing the metal clasps and the sticky adhesive sealant strips from each envelope. They can also do this in between eye-blinks. Don't blink. Ever.
You'll go to bed knowing they've had a wonderful day, and are safe and soundly asleep in their double decker, two story, double cage with 14482020222021.3 toys in it, 4 sleepy huts, 5 food dishes, 2 water bowls and a favorite rubber ducky. Do not touch the ducky. Ever.
If this sounds like a wonderful arrangement with you, feel free to let me know!
pack them up and ship them to me in oz lol. how do they manage to poop on the ceiling lol
