Pilo: Where’s my Christmas?
Me: Sorry Pilo... you will have to wait a few months for that!
Pilo: Where’s my big kisses?
Me: Plenty of those available! How many do you want?
Pilo: Where’s my Bathie?
Me: Are you kidding? You just had one!
Me: No good giving me those puppy eyes or waving... your not a fish Pilo!
Pilo: Kisses? Big kisses? Kisses?
Me: Well how about we look at some pictures of the sea? Would that suffice? Better put on your bathers just in case!
This is a picture of Narrabeen heads! You like Pilo?
What about this one... this man caught a lot of fish! Lots of birdies about also!
Look Pilo... there’s a picture of a birdie on the rocks!
Me: Well is that enough water for ya?
Pilo: (grumble)
Me: Well going up there isn’t going to get you what u want!
Me: Ok... ok... just a few drops!
Me: Your just as bad as your Mum!
Wife: What did you say Lodah?
Me: Nothing dear!
(Shhh... in a whisper) That was a close call Pilo!
Me: Sorry Pilo... you will have to wait a few months for that!
Pilo: Where’s my big kisses?
Me: Plenty of those available! How many do you want?
Pilo: Where’s my Bathie?
Me: Are you kidding? You just had one!
Me: No good giving me those puppy eyes or waving... your not a fish Pilo!
Pilo: Kisses? Big kisses? Kisses?
Me: Well how about we look at some pictures of the sea? Would that suffice? Better put on your bathers just in case!
This is a picture of Narrabeen heads! You like Pilo?
What about this one... this man caught a lot of fish! Lots of birdies about also!
Look Pilo... there’s a picture of a birdie on the rocks!
Me: Well is that enough water for ya?
Pilo: (grumble)
Me: Well going up there isn’t going to get you what u want!
Me: Ok... ok... just a few drops!
Me: Your just as bad as your Mum!
Wife: What did you say Lodah?
Me: Nothing dear!
(Shhh... in a whisper) That was a close call Pilo!