yesturday i was waitin under da bed for mommy to comes play wif me but all she says is "come here Ruuuubbbbyyyy" and left me dere. i waited some more but she still didn't come so i sided to go lookin for her and found her in da KITCHEN EATING! i made lots of noise stomping on da floor but instead of gettin dem all scared dey picked up da toddler babi human who was in da way and started laughing at me saying i had big noizy feets. dat didnt go da way i planned.