Please talk me out of adopting this 19-year-old female mealy amazon.
Anything. Give me horror stories. Tell me how fast I'd be evicted with an Amazon in my duplex. Show me your worst bites. Come directly into my home and punch me in the face!
You can probably see me falling in love through the screen. She's just so cute. And cheap! Dang, you can't get a conure around here for $500 let alone a 'zon!
MBS is coming for me like a freight train. And here I am, lying across the tracks.
Anything. Give me horror stories. Tell me how fast I'd be evicted with an Amazon in my duplex. Show me your worst bites. Come directly into my home and punch me in the face!
You can probably see me falling in love through the screen. She's just so cute. And cheap! Dang, you can't get a conure around here for $500 let alone a 'zon!
MBS is coming for me like a freight train. And here I am, lying across the tracks.