looniebirds
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Does your human seem preoccupied with something other than you lately?
Well my dear feathered ladies and gentlebirds...I, Babycakes, the Blackheaded Caique, have devised a simple method to end this travesty once and for all! By following these simple instructions, you will be guarranteed immediate and undivided attention!
Go down to the bottom of the cage, preferably a far corner. Position yourself a few bars up, hanging upside-down, the top of your head just touching the bottom. Remain still as a stone, even when spoken to. Hold that pose until you can contain your laughter no longer.
This will guarantee alarm and drama on your human's part. Very amusing I should say.
And for those of us who lack athletic prowness, I suppose lying flat on your back with your feet outstretched will serve the same purpose.
That's all for now, my avian accomplices. Until next time, keep your beaks clean!
Babycakes, Ruler of the World
Well my dear feathered ladies and gentlebirds...I, Babycakes, the Blackheaded Caique, have devised a simple method to end this travesty once and for all! By following these simple instructions, you will be guarranteed immediate and undivided attention!
Go down to the bottom of the cage, preferably a far corner. Position yourself a few bars up, hanging upside-down, the top of your head just touching the bottom. Remain still as a stone, even when spoken to. Hold that pose until you can contain your laughter no longer.
This will guarantee alarm and drama on your human's part. Very amusing I should say.
And for those of us who lack athletic prowness, I suppose lying flat on your back with your feet outstretched will serve the same purpose.
That's all for now, my avian accomplices. Until next time, keep your beaks clean!
Babycakes, Ruler of the World
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