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An open letter to the furnace repair technician

hrafn

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Pascal,

I'm sorry that Kamara keeps yelling at you to eff off. I'm also sorry that she called you an ugly wanker, as well as the other very colourful insults she has lobbed at you in your valiant attempts to fix our heat. I promise that she's grateful for your services.

I'm also sorry that Taco keeps laughing every time his sister screams at you.

They're nice birds, I swear!
 

Clueless

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Yikes!
 

Peachfaced

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Pascal,

I'm sorry that Kamara keeps yelling at you to eff off. I'm also sorry that she called you an ugly wanker, as well as the other very colourful insults she has lobbed at you in your valiant attempts to fix our heat. I promise that she's grateful for your services.

I'm also sorry that Taco keeps laughing every time his sister screams at you.

They're nice birds, I swear!
At least he has an interesting story to tell to his family and coworkers later on. :embarassed: "So, you'll never guess what happened - I was insulted by a small grey bird, and the colorful bird laughed about it! The owner was very nice, though!"
 

Tiel Feathers

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:loltears::loltears::loltears:
 

TikiMyn

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:coffeescreen: That gave me a good laugh:lol:
 

zoo mom

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HEY. Did it ever occur to you that Kamera knows something about Pasqual that you don't. HMMMM.
 
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