Urgent Yen lost all her taifeathers

[Garet]

Your humor in the face of adversity is admirable!

I think I'm just too used to her pooping on me. She has this perch she's SUPPOSED to use as a toilet in the mornings, but I spoil her too much, so I either hold her over it on my fingers, or she'll make a bee-line for my shoulders.
And then there's Satan. I had to put up a babygate to keep that little GD dog from pooping in my room, and he just started pooping infront of my gate just to spite me. Bird poop is nothing compared to his stinky 'gifts'.