When to tell my husband...

[Gribouille]

Maybe she could do a belly dance and release the birds at the end of it as a grand finale like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Don't ask me where she's going to hide them while dancing though.

Ha!! Good point... May I suggest learning one of these tricks then...

 

[WallyLoopey]

Ha!! Good point... May I suggest learning one of these tricks then...

Where can I get the outfit? That alone may be distraction enough!

So this is now a dinner show!

Turning small birds into cockatoos...that might spook him!

Then I’ll have to reassure him by making the birds disappear..

He looks down to take another bite of steak, comforted by the fact that they’re gone, and then I make the birds reappear and make a run for it!

 

[SandraK]

I have a Ren Fair top & corset I can loan you w/a skirt that would probably work too.

Halloween in the Finance Dept. of Arlington Heights Park District. You can also borrow the garland and fan (which has a mirror on the other side).

 

[WallyLoopey]

I have a Ren Fair top & corset I can loan you w/a skirt that would probably work too.

Halloween in the Finance Dept. of Arlington Heights Park District. You can also borrow the garland and fan (which has a mirror on the other side).

What fun!

If we had this in rainbow colors the birds might actually blend in! Then I can be hands free during my performance with the birds in hiding on my head..

 

[SandraK]

What fun!

If we had this in rainbow colors the birds might actually blend in! Then I can be hands free during my performance with the birds in hiding on my head..

I'm sure if I look around for Ren Fair vendors I can find a rainbow colour garland or a vendor who'd make one ...

Your top would look like this ...

You may not have to show much more to distract your OH.

 

[faislaq]

That's how I adopted tiels that other people didn't want anymore. Fred thinks they all look alike and can't tell one from the other.

Genius!

So you’re telling me this operation requires another participant!


Job Opening:

Bird Carrier

Apply immediately

Must be stealthy, having ninja like qualities and be able to maintain absolute secrecy

You guys!

 

[Gribouille]

Where can I get the outfit? That alone may be distraction enough!

So this is now a dinner show!

Turning small birds into cockatoos...that might spook him!

Then I’ll have to reassure him by making the birds disappear..

He looks down to take another bite of steak, comforted by the fact that they’re gone, and then I make the birds reappear and make a run for it!

If you make the bird disappear I think you've missed the point!

 

[WallyLoopey]

@faislaq You’d be perfect for the job!


@SandraK I think I need a little more up top to make that distraction work!

 

[WallyLoopey]

I'm sure if I look around for Ren Fair vendors I can find a rainbow colour garland or a vendor who'd make one ...

Your top would look like this ...

You may not have to show much more to distract your OH.

Actually, that’s the exact image of what will happen when he finds out about more birds!!

 

[Parrotl3t]

"Um, you mean that bird honey? Oh, er, he's been here for a couple of weeks now ... didn't I tell you?"

Oh my, I have actually hid a bird for 2 weeks, but then, it got comfortable & started calling out. Husband then busted me. Lol

 

[SandraK]

@faislaq You’d be perfect for the job!


@SandraK I think I need a little more up top to make that distraction work!

Trust me, the top doesn't leave much wiggle room for anything AT ALL. It just rounds the girls up and heads them out.

 

[Sodapop&Co.]

I love this discussion And that magician's video is awesome btw, I love watching Dave's tricks with doves.

 

[Gribouille]

Oh my, I have actually hid a bird for 2 weeks, but then, it got comfortable & started calling out. Husband then busted me. Lol

but you still have the bird, right? That's all that counts

 

[Gribouille]

Or you could say it landed on your doorstep and you have no idea how it came here.. Offer to set up ads in the neighborhood to find the owners

 

[SandraK]

but you still have the bird, right? That's all that counts

Once a bird is in my home it usually doesn't leave unless it is a foster for someone. Plus by the time Fred finds out, the bird has already become part of the flock.

 

[WallyLoopey]

TWO of them landed! We live in a rural area surrounded by farmers

They must have somehow heard my lorikeets yelling from a far distance and just flew over to see what the commotion was about!

Don’t mind that honey, back to these magic tricks with corset outfits and bird headdresses!

Take another bite of your steak! :ballerina:

 

[WallyLoopey]

Trust me, the top doesn't leave much wiggle room for anything AT ALL. It just rounds the girls up and heads them out.

What I mean to say is, I need more girls! Not much to ‘round up’!

 

[Peachfaced]

You could tell him you thought it was a really convincing and realistic battery operated toy Lori? You just had to have it!

 

[SandraK]

TWO of them landed! We live in a rural area surrounded by farmers

They must have somehow heard my lorikeets yelling from a far distance and just flew over to see what the commotion was about!

Don’t mind that honey, back to these magic tricks with corset outfits and bird headdresses!

Take another bite of your steak! :ballerina:

They must have been lost or set free and heard your lorikeets from outside ....

 

[Peachfaced]

What I mean to say is, I need more girls! Not much to ‘round up’!

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