What are your parrot rules (both you and your fids)

[rocky'smom]

Please add your own parrot rules to the list


rule no 1. if i can see it it's mine, whether or not it's for me, it's still mine. Sweet Pea has got this one down pat.

17.

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Once a year will come this date
A grand old dame with age a great.

 

[Crazy4parrots]

2. If i call you,You HAVE to come. If You dont come right away, i'll scream nonstop.
3. If You dont Take me out At least 4 times a day i'll bite You!

 

[Jeddy]

4. If I throw it on the floor you must pick it up asap!
5. If I bite holes in your shirts you still must wear them to work.

 

[Ark]

6. I will immediately cease doing or saying anything cute the second it might be recorded!

 

[Cockatoo-Dust]

7. I must always complain that i never get out of the cage immediately after being out for a long time!

 

[Sophia101]

8. If I in the mood for a kiss and you turn away the corners of your mouth, eyes or nose will be thoroughly bitten until I feel you have been punished enough for your crimes.
9. If you cover my cage because where we live the sun comes out at 5 in the morning I will still scream and no ammount of pillows and blankets can make it dark enough for me to stop.
10. The cockatiels are not allowed on my cage, their cage, you, the floor, the curtains, my mirror etc.

 

[JLcribber]

There are only two rules.

1. The parrot is always right.

2. When in doubt, refer to rule one.

 

[sunnysmom]

11. You must scritch my head whenever I want- if you are asleep, I will wake you; if you are on the phone, I will chirp loudly - scritches cannot wait.

 

[RosieBird]

#12 When you have a party with a lot of guests I will drop an F bomb and people will like it!

#13 Got Wood? Door frames, headboard, cabinets, dressers they are ALL MINE. I will redecorate, don't stifle my creativity!

#14 Mommy is tasty, I will bite her when my mood suits. I will accept her grooming me when I feel like it

#15 When I'm cranky you must play cartoons, preferably Sponge Bob Square Pants, don't like it - TOO Bad

#16 When you are on the phone with a client I will babble loudly like a deranged lunatic just so your client asks you "What the hell is going on over there?"

 

[cassiesdad]

# 17 Budgie rule... No other bird is allowed on or near our cage. If an intruder is detected, we will immediately commence with "Toe Patrol"-meaning we will bite the offender's toes.

# 18 Milton's Rule... Humans exist in my world ONLY to serve ME.....

 

[ZoeyFredrik]

# 19 - Sammy's Rule: You must not only prepare my orange, you must also remove and feed me each piece of pulp individually or I will throw the orange slice at you.

 

[Lo_]

#20 Budgie Rule- You must scream and chirp until that is all the hooman can hear, in their dreams, in the shower, even when they aren't at the house
#21 Ollie Rule- Do not touch me, ever, or you will pay

 

[rocky'smom]

There are only two rules.

1. The parrot is always right.

2. When in doubt, refer to rule one.

boy, if that is not the truth in nutshell.

 

[Birdbabe]

# 19 - Sammy's Rule: You must not only prepare my orange, you must also remove and feed me each piece of pulp individually or I will throw the orange slice at you.

LOL!!!! Been there.

 

[Jeddy]

Great thread. Tons of fun reading. Keep up rules..............

 

[Wasabisaurus]

Snuggles' rule - Don't ever take me out of eye sight of my neighbor, Sashimi, and it wouldn't hurt to be quicker with the food.

Sashimi - Do something about that other annoying bird that looks just like me, and if I spit out medicine on you, too bad. That's what soap and water is for.

Wasabi - Save yourself the trouble and do everything my way.

 

[Crazy4parrots]

20- No one is allowed to interrupt our spa & scritches session. If they do i'll bite!
21- i'll punch holes in the t-shirts that i dont like.

 

[Crazy4parrots]

22- i'll eat My Pellets But ONLY The ones i like Yellow, red & brown ones! Greens are yuck!

 

[Cockatoo-Dust]

23: You must always include me in all your activities!

 

[sierraecho89]

24: Budgie Rule-You are only a worthy throne to perch upon if you are standing up. If you sit, kneel, or crouch, we will quite spastically find a more fitting, royal perch to besmirch with our droppings.