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Hawk12237

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Was out running errands, my wife pops into clothes store. She sends me a text...a selfie trying on a new dress in fitting room and says...
"Does this dress make my butt look big?"
I quickly replied back... "Noooo"
My phone auto-correct changed it to "Moooo"
( Tad bit scared to go home now)
 

Imogena

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You should be, I'm afraid. But there is something you can do: depending on what your wife likes, have a lot of this. A lot. And maybe you will keep your life. ;):D
 

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:lol:
 

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So funny!

My phone constantly changes "oh gosh" to "oh hush" which makes me sound pretty unsympathetic to my friends.
 

JLcribber

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It was nice knowing you. My condolences to your widow. :lol:
 

Hawk12237

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You're suppoosed to atually read what yu txt before you smash thit send button soo they're arnt any dumb mistakes. :blahblah::faint:

That's what she said! And added her British accent and slang to it which sounded cute actually... Said "You dobber daft cow! You thru a spanner in the works on that one. "
( unless you know English/British slang you wouldn't have a clue)
But I thought...yep that's me!!lol. Then till I looked up the slang words! Lol.

My wife and I have a wicked sense of humor!
 
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EkkieLu

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You're very lucky to have lived to tell the tale! Lol
 

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"Does this dress make my butt look big?"
I quickly replied back... "Noooo"
My phone auto-correct changed it to "Moooo"


Oh my gosh, my nephew did the exact same thing with his wife! Moooo!!! I laughed so hard! He's still alive, so hopefully you too will be spared!
 
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