Special Weatherbird Statement....

[cassiesdad]

deres lotz of fog owt dere...lotz an lotz of fog...ah caint see anyting owt dere...dont go owtsyde wight now...youse caint see nuttin...da hoomanz is cwrashin dere carz into eveyting...includin da house next to us...

Milton da Hippy Dippy Weatherbird ....part of the International Weatherbird Association (IWA)...Predicting Weather for Avian Avenue since December, 2018!

The IWA consists of:

Milton and Oliver...of @Susan and Oliver ... Canadian Weatherbird Forecaster...

 

[Susan and Oliver]

@cassiesdad Oliver, CAG/CEO/Special Weatherbird from Canada. Stinkin' cold, frozen garden, Mum makes the toys out in the building with a tiny little woodstove. I haven't seen her since January???

 

[cassiesdad]

Hi Oliver!

...itz been cold an icee heer...itz fun to watch da hoomanz fall down on dere butts...Dad sayz he haz to ordur som new wood tings fo me...dat meens youse Mum will be busy makin sumting fore me...

Milton da Too ...Weather Bird for da Avenue...(American Division)

 

[EkkieLu]

You guys crack me up!!! Lol

 

[taxidermynerd]

You guys crack me up!!! Lol

Is dat a hooman??? Milton iz gonna giv u DA BITESSS...

-Chirp da burdee!

 

[Birdbabe]

Merlin here, ders a storm coming to da desert were I live, suppoz to be bad, it's bad every where,, pweeze all keep safe and warmz,,, Momms got out our heaters, just in case..

 

[cassiesdad]

Is dat a hooman??? Milton iz gonna giv u DA BITESSS...

-Chirp da burdee!

Hi Chirp..

...youse is rwight...no hoomans...DA BBBIIITTTEEESSS...den youse can giv owt DA BBBIITTTEEESS too...

Milton da Too

 

[cassiesdad]

Merlin here, ders a storm coming to da desert were I live, suppoz to be bad, it's bad every where,, pweeze all keep safe and warmz,,, Momms got out our heaters, just in case..

Hi Merlin...

...ah kno it gits cold in da desert too...jus lik heer...ah am glad youse mom got owt da heeters...

Milton da Too

 

[Davi]

As an applied linguist, I am truly fascinated by all the birb speech in this thread! (yesterday was a MESS here in Pittsburgh with the snow we got - a total mess on the roads)

 

[cassiesdad]

As an applied linguist, I am truly fascinated by all the birb speech in this thread! (yesterday was a MESS here in Pittsburgh with the snow we got - a total mess on the roads)

...nother hooman in heer...us birds are goin to bring DA BBBIIITTTEEESSS on to youse peeple...

Milton da Too

 

[Davi]

Ok, Ok, I'm leaving this thread already! No need for bites!

 

[Birdbabe]

Milton! Youze would luv the " wets" here,,,well, maybe not..we all hunkered down and waz sleeping when moms got home today,,we also waz grumpy,,,I bit daddy today....Merlin and the tiels.

 

[cassiesdad]

Milton! Youze would luv the " wets" here,,,well, maybe not..we all hunkered down and waz sleeping when moms got home today,,we also waz grumpy,,,I bit daddy today....Merlin and the tiels.

Hi Guyz...
Buddy is neber in a gud mood wen she wakes up in da mornin...ah alwayz heer her gwumble an den screem for brekfast in da mornin...she shure suprized da hoomans wen she layed an eggie awhile ago...

Milton da Too

 

[rocky'smom]

Da Bebe's hers, da mama, looks lik da marsmello womeen hers. She gots tge perch wit da wicked bens in it. Da thin has 5 nastier points at da botom. We ares both sic of da winnter.

 

[cassiesdad]

Hi Bebe...

...dat ting youse Mama haz soundz lik a monster ting...ah wood stay away fwrom dat ting if ah waz youse...

Milton da Too

 

[Tanya]

Iz hecken freeze bum in dis heer land... Der Waz sumpin calld a "FREEeeez wornin" las dark. Hoomans wer skared dat da Las of da hot peppers mite get killt. I like pepper seedys so Ooooo... Cork!

- Rhubarb the distractible pink-haired storm reporter

 

[Lodah]

Wherz my kizz? Wherz my icecreemz?
I’m Hungrry! Raszzzberry? Breakiiii? Bickiee? Yesss! Ok!

Pilo da Monkey!

 

[rocky'smom]

Da mama keeps da thin in hallkwy by dor. Day outsid bangng lood noisy thins. Day triing to ckear da cars loyts. Butt scary noiys skare me twos.

 

[cassiesdad]

Iz hecken freeze bum in dis heer land... Der Waz sumpin calld a "FREEeeez wornin" las dark. Hoomans wer skared dat da Las of da hot peppers mite get killt. I like pepper seedys so Ooooo... Cork!

- Rhubarb the distractible pink-haired storm reporter

Hi Rhubarb...

...tanks four da rweport...do youse want to be part of da IWBA...jus let us kno...

Milton da Too IWBA member since 2018...

 

[cassiesdad]

Hi Pilo...

weres da cake...I WANT CAKE NOW wit da ice cweem....

Milton da Too