There are about 100 phone books from last year left at my little post office and I’m the only one who works there. My postmaster asked me the other day if I had any ideas about how to dispose of them. Somebirdy is going to get a lot of free foraging toys in the next few days. 
Now I just need to buy some more lengths of chain and sweettalk my honey into drilling me some holes since he doesn’t like me to use the drill. He’s afraid I’ll see where he’s hiding all MY power tools and take them all back. Lmao! Bad hubby! 
