...note to Tweety da new bird...

[cassiesdad]

...ah givin sum dos and donts to da new bird Tweety so he can kno dem...

DO...fwly arond as much as youse can...da hoomans lik dat..,.an youse can keep dem in line eeasier wen you is sittin on dem...

DO...teech da hoomans wat youse lik...if youse lik scritches...let dem kno where an wen youse lik dem...

DO ...thro any food youse dont lik on da fwloor...it givs da hoomans a hobby...clweenin up aftur youse...

DO...learn to say EET A PIG...itz a twadition around heer....

DONT...cum into mi rwoom witowt annoncin youse self...ah lik my privacy...an ah mite BBBIIITTTEEE cuz youse mite scware me...

DONT...fwly into da kitchin... deres a lot of scwary stuff owt dere...bettur youse stay outta dere...

DONT...land on da budgiees caje...dey don lik dat...dey will BBBIIITTTEEE youse toes if youse land on dere caje...

DONT...go into Buddy Bird's caje to steel her food...da hoomans give us awl plenty of food...an Buddy gits upset wen da odder teels steel her fwood...plweese dont do dat...

DO...have fun...we iz glwad youse iz heer wit us...

Milton da Too

 

[sunnysmom]

Good advise Milton!

 

[Leih]

I read this with a heavy Brooklyn /Queens accent

 

[Kiwi & Co.]

Milton,

Make sur that youse hooman posts som pics of tweety when he arives tomorow!

- Kiwi

 

[cassiesdad]

I read this with a heavy Brooklyn /Queens accent

Hello Human...

...youse is rwight...dats wat ah sond lik...but ah hav to warn youse...NO HOOMANS ALLOUD HEER...next tyme...DA BBBIIITTTEEESSS....

Milton da Too

 

[cassiesdad]

Milton,

Make sur that youse hooman posts som pics of tweety when he arives tomorow!

- Kiwi

Hi Kiwi...

...ah tink my unkle iz goin wit my dad so he can tayke sum picturez...

Milton da Too

 

[Birdbabe]

Milton haz a new baby brodder!..Luv, Snowpea and evwey one else!

 

[Shezbug]

That will all be really helpful advice for Tweety. Good thinking to write it all down, you’re such a smart beautiful boy Milton!
I can’t wait to see your new family member

 

[camelotshadow]

Dats rite M...You read Tweety the riot act!!!

Good Luck with the new flock member....