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Never stick your tongue out at a bird! You can't breath!

Hawk12237

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Never stick your tongue out all the way at a bird.
For one you can't breath with your tongue all the way out.
( So you went ahead and tried it anyway......Of course you can breath!)
A few months back I stuck my tongue all the way
out at my senegal.....he was on my finger about a foot away...and he literally jumped in clung into the tip of my tongue, just dangling there. You can't breath from the pain, and can't withdraw your tongue back in without choking on your senegal.
Now my senny must of thought one of two things that made him do it....
either (1)....there's a snake in your mouth! I'll get it! Or (2) you big dumb moron, I can not only fly I can jump and catch tongues on the fly!
 

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Oh my goodness - I'll bet that hurt! Is your tongue okay now?
 

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In fact (and I really do weird things) I will never think of doing that. The only things that strikes me is, why?
 
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