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Milty's in a talkative mood this morning...

Discussion in 'Cockatoo Causeway' started by cassiesdad, 1/12/18.

  1. cassiesdad

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    Good mood for Milton this morning. He ate all his oatmeal, then came over for scritches...

    Milton: "I LOVE IT...I LOVE MORE"...

    I continue scritches...

    Milton: "YOU GOOD DAD ...I LOVE IT"...

    I pick up Milty and go out to the kitchen to return my cereal bowl. When we get to kitchen, Milt looks at wife...and poops on floor.

    Milton: (looking right at wife) "HI....PICK THAT UP!"

    Wife: Am I your slave, Milton?

    Milton: "GOT DAT RIGHT"....

    We walk back into Milty's room...where the weather forecast is on...winter storm warning, snow, etc. Suddenly Milton looks at TV...

    Milton: "BIRD GOT SNOW!"

    :D
     
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    Oh Milton! :rofl: Your poor wife! :lol:
     
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    Milton omg! He is brilliant! This cracked me up so much! How he asked your wife to pick his poop up and all, incredible!:rofl: I am sorry for your wife:D I think he is trying to rule the world:lol:
     
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    :rofl:“Pick that up!” Oh Milton, your so funny! Sometimes I feel that’s what my birds are thinking lol. Also, so smart of him about the snow!
     
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    What a comedian, that one! Milton, it surely sounds like you rule the roost around there - snow and all! :heart::D
     
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    Milton is amazing. :heart:
     
  7. cassiesdad

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    I'm happy that at least I'm back to being a "GOOD DAD"...it's been quite awhile since I've been called that...:)
     
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    Well, like any kid, I'm sure he thinks it even when he doesn't say it! :D
     
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    :rofl: Oh Milty
     
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    You and Milton always find a way to cheer me up! :lol:
     
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    Has Milty asked for a snowman yet.
     
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    Milty is such a character. I love it. :joyful:
     
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    I made a snowman for him a few days ago...he scratched at it a little, then ignored it. I let Buddy interact with it too...he bit at it a couple of times then ran back up my shoulder.
    So the honeymoon with snowmen is over for the time being, I guess...;)
     
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    I love Milty and his conversations! :heart:
     
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    Milton is obvious the king in your flock! :rofl:
     
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    He thinks so...but Buddy also has those thoughts too...;)
     
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    Honestly, so long as Milton and Buddy think they are king, I'm sure they'll be happy. I know Indy thinks of himself as king in our flock. I am merely the favorite servant because I give the best head scratches and the best treats. :hilarious:
     
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    Ok I nearly fell off my chair when he told your wife to pick that up! And his reply when she asked if she was his slave! Omg!!!:excited1:he's really too much!
     
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    So many smiles when I read Milton conversations he has with you. :)
     
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