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Milton bit my wife today as she was covering him up. This conversation followed...

Wife: YOU BIT ME!

Milton: "I BITE!"

Wife: That hurts...

Milton: "I HURT"...

Wife: Yes, you hurt me...

Milton: " I BAD BIRD...I BITE...DAT RIGHT...WHATEVER"...

The good thing is that it was a glancing bite that didn't break the skin...
 

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Awe Milty you bad birdie. I love that he knows that he did something bad and gives you the sass right after. :rofl:

 

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I guess he was just proving the point he doesn't like her as much as dad and doesn't like her covering him up. Hopefully he wasn't trying as hard as he could as I know Lurch started not trying as fast or as hard as I know he could once he decided he was fond of us but he just had to defend his honor.
 

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I had to like that post because it made me :pinklol2:

I like how Milty owns his nautiness :sneaky: and If I ever heard him say "whatever" I think I'd pee my pants from hysteria :toofunny:
 

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Milton bit my wife today as she was covering him up. This conversation followed...

Wife: YOU BIT ME!

Milton: "I BITE!"

Wife: That hurts...

Milton: "I HURT"...

Wife: Yes, you hurt me...

Milton: " I BAD BIRD...I BITE...DAT RIGHT...WHATEVER"...

The good thing is that it was a glancing bite that didn't break the skin...
Milton's cognitive abilities are mind blowing. I'd love to see a video of him having a convo with a human! :)

Sorry about the bite. Awesome bird convo though :D :D :D!!!
 

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Aww Milty, you were not nice but very smart!
I hope your wife is ok, Bob!
 

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Yes, Milty. Good thing is you knew what you were doing and you didn't break skin. But why know that is bad to bite and still be bad?

Be well, Cathy
 

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Milty you are just too much.....
Too smart
Too naughty
Too much attitude.
 

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:rofl: I know I shouldn't laugh, but Milton is too much! "Whatever"...It's like he went from talking like a little kid to talking like a teenager!:lol:
 

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Milty you know that what you did was wrong and "whatever" is not polite language for even us humans.
 

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Just to let you know...Milton's 'tude continues this morning. He said, "I BITE" as he was sharing my Cheerios this morning. I don't know in what context he was using the phrase...yes, he was biting -and eating the cereal. Maybe he was just warning me...needless to say we're on heightened awareness with him today...
 

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Just to let you know...Milton's 'tude continues this morning. He said, "I BITE" as he was sharing my Cheerios this morning. I don't know in what context he was using the phrase...yes, he was biting -and eating the cereal. Maybe he was just warning me...needless to say we're on heightened awareness with him today...

If only they would all give us that warning when they are feeling in the "bitey" mood! :lol:
 

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If only they would all give us that warning when they are feeling in the "bitey" mood! :lol:
Somebody...or something must have peed in Milton's oatmeal this morning...he's been feisty all day...yelling, then attacking the phone book in his cage...I had to hang a new one for him, in fact...;)
 

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I wonder what set him off or could it just be hormones?
 

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I wonder what set him off or could it just be hormones?
Milty's had a molt going on for the last week or so...he's got over a dozen new blood feathers coming in right now...could be a contributing factor. He's really been enjoying showers lately...;)
 

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If only they would all give us that warning when they are feeling in the "bitey" mood! :lol:
boy ain't that the truth, I thought I knew all Swett Pea's warnings until the other day. my sweet girl nailed my hand hard, left a bruise, little stinker.
 

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aww Milty you better behave...would love a video of him talking please........
 

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boy ain't that the truth, I thought I knew all Sweet Pea's warnings until the other day. my sweet girl nailed my hand hard, left a bruise, little stinker.
 
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