Milton and the guinea pigs...

[cassiesdad]

Cage cleaning for the guinea pigs today. I won the coin toss, so wife got to clean the cages while I got to babysit the pigs...in Milton's room.
So Irving and Jeffery sat on a towel in front of me. Since they're both rather young, they both want to be the dominant male. They sniff each other, then Jeffery nips Irving on the nose...a great faux pas for him to do. Irving immediately responded by showing, and then chattering his teeth. The next step is a full on biting, so I pulled them apart...

Me: Jeffery, that's not nice!

Milton: "DAT BAD PIG!"

Me: Yes, he's a bad pig, there's no biting allowed.

Milton: "EAT DAT BAD PIG"....

Me: We don't eat pigs, Bird...

Milton: "BUT WHY"...

Just then, my wife comes in to take over the argument (like she's going to win it )

Wife: That's the rules, Milton...

Milton: "WHATEVER...I EAT BAD PIG NOW"....

Wife picks up Jeffery and walks to the door...

Milton: "EAT DAT PIG NOW!"...

Wife continues out out into living room. all of a sudden..

Tiels: (from the other room) EATAPIGEATAPIG"....

 

[Nancy B]

omg those poor guinea pigs! Haha! BUT WHY I get a kick out of he knows absolutely which one is which and who's being bad!

 

[Tiel Feathers]

If those poor pigs only knew what everyone was saying about them!

 

[TikiMyn]

This is a great way to start of the morning You are so smart Milty But don’t eat those poor piggies

 

[Nancy B]

....imagine a world where Milton rules....YOU BAD, I EAT YOU.....Hahaha!

 

[Hjarta5]

Milton is starting a real Lord of the Flies situation over there, @cassiesdad

 

[Chopper]

 

[Bagpipes]

Milton

 

[sunnysmom]

 

[DQTimnehs]

Oh, it's like a sitcom at your house!

 

[WallyLoopey]

Piggie bacon! Oh no!

 

[Nancy B]

I would love to see that as a sitcom...Milty's Life....

 

[Nancy B]

Of course the camera men would need face guards lol

 

[LesBirdman]

....imagine a world where Milton rules....YOU BAD, I EAT YOU.....Hahaha!

any DragonBallZ fans think of kidd Buu with this comment? just sayan

edit: I just double checked my own facts haha

 

[cassiesdad]

any DragonBallZ fans think of Majin Buu with this comment? just sayan

I'm not familiar with that...I'll have to look into it...

 

[Birdbabe]

Milton is starting a real Lord of the Flies situation over there, @cassiesdad

Scary...huh!?

 

[WendyN]

In case you haven’t seen this....

 

[Aubrey]

I do see your house as a sit com.... an animal - human sitcom! I'd tune in every week !

 

[becdimarc]

i honestly cant with these milton stories!
he seems like quite the character!

 

[camelotshadow]