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Biking along the boulevard
Medicating a cat:
-Prepare their own plate of gooshy food and mix in medication
-Watch cat sniff, wrinkled nose and walk away
-Wait to see if they'll eat it, give up after a few hours
-Wait until the cat is lulled into security and not in a state that'll get you claws....yet
-Carefully sit down and pet said cat to relax them
-Restrain cat very gently and raise cats head
-Coax syringe into the muzzle to give medication
-Run backwards as cat turns into a fighting fury and wipe off the medication that's been splatter all over yourself.
-Wait 1 hour in the hopes cat will forgive and forget
-Realize that's not going to happen
-Place cat securely on table and make use of a towel to keep claws away from yourself
-Tip cats head backwards
-Realize one foot is free and you're now bleeding, ignore this it won't get better.
-Finally get syringe in mouth and dispense medication
-Release angry cat
-Realize the next 8 hours will be spent with said cat pointedly glaring, sulking and running from you
-Suddenly remember you have to do this every 12 hours for the next ten days
-Apply a liberal dose of vodka to yourself
Medicating a kitten
-Pick up kitten
-Insert syringe, dispense meds
-Release kitten to watch them promptly forget what you did
-Repeat as needed
I really need a drink.
Mogwai picked up Sparrow's chest cold and is on antibiotics. I'm going to be scarred after this!
-Prepare their own plate of gooshy food and mix in medication
-Watch cat sniff, wrinkled nose and walk away
-Wait to see if they'll eat it, give up after a few hours
-Wait until the cat is lulled into security and not in a state that'll get you claws....yet
-Carefully sit down and pet said cat to relax them
-Restrain cat very gently and raise cats head
-Coax syringe into the muzzle to give medication
-Run backwards as cat turns into a fighting fury and wipe off the medication that's been splatter all over yourself.
-Wait 1 hour in the hopes cat will forgive and forget
-Realize that's not going to happen
-Place cat securely on table and make use of a towel to keep claws away from yourself
-Tip cats head backwards
-Realize one foot is free and you're now bleeding, ignore this it won't get better.
-Finally get syringe in mouth and dispense medication
-Release angry cat
-Realize the next 8 hours will be spent with said cat pointedly glaring, sulking and running from you
-Suddenly remember you have to do this every 12 hours for the next ten days
-Apply a liberal dose of vodka to yourself
Medicating a kitten
-Pick up kitten
-Insert syringe, dispense meds
-Release kitten to watch them promptly forget what you did
-Repeat as needed
I really need a drink.
Mogwai picked up Sparrow's chest cold and is on antibiotics. I'm going to be scarred after this!
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