Me: Have you been playing with Mums mirror again? You know mums going to be upset with me again?
Pilo: (who me?) Kisses?
Me: Mums on the rampage at the moment! What have you got to say for yourself?
Pilo: Your a monkey!
Me: Figures!
Me: You know that wearing lippy isn’t going to soften Mum at the moment! Even though you look so cute!
Wife: Lodah have you seen my mirror?
Me: Well that’s it Pilo! I’m dead meat!
Pilo: (wasn’t me!) Love you!
Me: (sigh) Yes I know... it wasn’t you!
Pilo: (who me?) Kisses?
Me: Mums on the rampage at the moment! What have you got to say for yourself?
Pilo: Your a monkey!
Me: Figures!
Me: You know that wearing lippy isn’t going to soften Mum at the moment! Even though you look so cute!
Wife: Lodah have you seen my mirror?
Me: Well that’s it Pilo! I’m dead meat!
Pilo: (wasn’t me!) Love you!
Me: (sigh) Yes I know... it wasn’t you!